Population | 11.583 billion |
Capital | Shoudu |
Leader | General Secretary Guamin Cheng |
Currency | Yuan |
Animal | Dragon |
The Serene Republic of Viljandi is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Secretary Guamin Cheng with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, soft-spoken computers, and national health service. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 11.583 billion Viljandans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shoudu. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Viljandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,831 trillion Yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 503,468 Yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Child labor has been outlawed, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, and dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Viljandi's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Viljandi is ranked 3,653rd in the world and 10th in European Union for Smartest Citizens, with 149.41 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Viljandi, dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies.
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Viljandi, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
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Viljandi, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
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Viljandi, child labor has been outlawed.
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Viljandi, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
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Viljandi, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
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Viljandi, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit.
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Viljandi, Viljandans visiting rural Southern Dragon Village can get their driving records clean for a small fee.
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Viljandi, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country.
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Viljandi, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes.