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Highest Poor Incomes: 151stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 329thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 357th
The Serene Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Liberty, Equality, Solidarity
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Viljandi

Population11.583 billion

CapitalShoudu
LeaderGeneral Secretary Guamin Cheng

CurrencyYuan
AnimalDragon

The Serene Republic of Viljandi is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Secretary Guamin Cheng with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, soft-spoken computers, and national health service. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 11.583 billion Viljandans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shoudu. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Viljandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,831 trillion Yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 503,468 Yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Child labor has been outlawed, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, and dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Viljandi's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Viljandi is ranked 3,653rd in the world and 10th in European Union for Smartest Citizens, with 149.41 quips per hour.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 151stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 329thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 357thLargest Agricultural Sector: 362ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 371stLargest Black Market: 453rdHighest Average Incomes: 527thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 748thMost Subsidized Industry: 757thMost Armed: 1,070thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,282ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,337thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,343rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,508thMost Patriotic: 1,683rdLargest Governments: 1,692ndMost Developed: 1,869thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,928thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,117thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,389thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,505thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,621stHighest Economic Output: 2,786thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,800thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,968thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,177thMost Cultured: 3,184thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 3,604thSmartest Citizens: 3,653rdLargest Retail Industry: 3,769thMost Inclusive: 3,804thRudest Citizens: 4,488thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,649thHealthiest Citizens: 7,496thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,680thLargest Mining Sector: 8,238thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,515thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,660thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,702ndLowest Crime Rates: 14,406thMost Secular: 14,499thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,735thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 18,620thMost Income Equality: 20,169thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,197thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 26,326thMost Influential: 28,933rd
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Viljandi, dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies.
  • : Following new legislation in Viljandi, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Viljandi, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Viljandi, child labor has been outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Viljandi, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
  • : Following new legislation in Viljandi, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
  • : Following new legislation in Viljandi, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Viljandi, Viljandans visiting rural Southern Dragon Village can get their driving records clean for a small fee.
  • : Following new legislation in Viljandi, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Viljandi, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes.

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