The Presidential Democracy of Vincone Cae is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Cohen with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 5.511 billion Vin Caeans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andros Isle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Vin Caean economy, worth a remarkable 1,814 trillion Derivatives a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 329,268 Derivatives, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, and the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Vincone Cae's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vincone Cae is ranked 207,633^rd in the world and 10,157^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 3.89 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.