The Kingdom of Vincone Cae is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by His Majesty with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, digital currency, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.744 billion Vin Caeans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andros Isle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Vin Caean economy, worth a remarkable 1,054 trillion Derivatives a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 281,765 Derivatives, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,045,291 per year while the poor average 53,424, a ratio of 19.6 to 1.

CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Andros Isle, and school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Vincone Cae's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Vincone Cae is ranked 71,781^st in the world and 3,516^th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 64.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.