The Saltiness of Virgolia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Juan Román Riquelme with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, rampant corporate plagiarism, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.614 billion Virgolians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Capitolio. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Virgolian economy, worth a remarkable 1,331 trillion Children a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 288,593 Children, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,787,679 per year while the poor average 20,101, a ratio of 88.9 to 1.

Chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on, corporate innovation has effectively ended since ideas can no longer be owned, public nudity is compulsory, and it's not mass murder when the government does it. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. Virgolia's national animal is the Weeb, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of The Leader.

Virgolia is ranked 11,559^th in the world and 363^rd in The East Pacific for Most Devout, with 2,030.93 Prayers Per Hour.