The Virgolia of Virgolia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Dictator with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, anti-smoking policies, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.477 billion Virgolians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Virgolian economy, worth a remarkable 2,308 trillion Children a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 356,390 Children, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise, women find themselves saying "my eyes are up here" more often than they used to, teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough, and running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Virgolia's national animal is the Crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Wrath.

Virgolia is ranked 245,204^th in the world and 8,002^nd in The East Pacific for Best Weather, with -631 Meters Of Sunlight.