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Safest: 4,608thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,907thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,515th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Joy is our way of life
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.081 billion

LeaderKris Tuluva


The Empire of Vjoy is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kris Tuluva with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.081 billion Vjoyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hampi. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vjoyian economy, worth 282 trillion Gols a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 135,751 Gols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Relationships often break down when doctors tell couples they are genetically incompatible, the blind lead the blind in social welfare, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, and the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vjoy's national animal is the Vjoysaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joyism.

Vjoy is ranked 12,793rd in the world and 20th in Karma for Most Secular, with 87.99 Atheism Rate.

Safest: 4,608thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,907thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,515thMost Influential: 6,281stBest Weather: 6,575thLowest Crime Rates: 7,394thMost Developed: 7,551stHealthiest Citizens: 7,569thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,630thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,907thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,008thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,225thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,788thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,040thSmartest Citizens: 9,041stMost Beautiful Environments: 9,097thMost Inclusive: 9,405thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,423rdLargest Governments: 9,470thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,510thNicest Citizens: 11,057thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,102ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,773rdMost Pacifist: 11,847thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,217thMost Secular: 12,793rdLargest Welfare Programs: 13,531stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,669thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,293rdMost Efficient Economies: 14,886thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,670thHighest Average Incomes: 17,973rdLargest Publishing Industry: 18,357th
Lowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19th in the regionMost Secular: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 23rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 28th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 28th in the regionMost Inclusive: 29th in the regionRudest Citizens: 31st in the region

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