The Empire of Vjoy is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kris Tuluva with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.081 billion Vjoyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hampi. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vjoyian economy, worth 282 trillion Gols a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 135,751 Gols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Relationships often break down when doctors tell couples they are genetically incompatible, the blind lead the blind in social welfare, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, and the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vjoy's national animal is the Vjoysaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joyism.

Vjoy is ranked 12,793^rd in the world and 20^th in Karma for Most Secular, with 87.99 Atheism Rate.