The Vladmir Putin of Vladmir Putin is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Vladimir Putin with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.051 billion Vladmir Putin are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Putin Putin Putin No Dmitry Medvedev. The average income tax rate is 42.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Vladmir Putin economy, worth 83.5 trillion Rubles a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 79,415 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, and Vladimir Putin has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vladmir Putin's national animal is the Bear from Siberia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vladmir Putin is ranked 152,641^st in the world and 3,490^th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 123 billion Standard Monetary Units.