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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,763rdMost Influential: 3,028thMost Armed: 3,574th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We're all pyromaniacs, and we did burn your house down
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Vlobbania

Population2.984 billion

CapitalVlobal
LeaderVlobby
FaithNeefex

CurrencyCharred corpse
AnimalMeed

The Dictatorship of Vlobbania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Vlobby with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.984 billion Vlobbanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vlobal. The average income tax rate is 22.6%.

The all-consuming Vlobbanian economy, worth 326 trillion Charred corpses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 109,526 Charred corpses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police, real estate agencies are being replaced by naval recruitment offices, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", and blind dates tend to result in bruised shins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vlobbania's national animal is the Meed, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Neefex.

Vlobbania is ranked 20,042nd in the world and 660th in the West Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 2,401.77 milliStalins.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,763rdMost Influential: 3,028thMost Armed: 3,574thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,941stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,179thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,304thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,502ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,169thMost Conservative: 9,337thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,345thFattest Citizens: 11,408thMost Avoided: 12,318thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,604thLargest Black Market: 16,500thLargest Retail Industry: 17,475thMost Authoritarian: 20,042ndLargest Mining Sector: 21,050th
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Most Armed: 69th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 81st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 91st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 105th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 107th in the regionMost Influential: 111th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 134th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 170th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 210th in the regionLargest Black Market: 222nd in the regionMost Avoided: 231st in the regionFattest Citizens: 234th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 245th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 358th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 414th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 416th in the regionMost Stationary: 498th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 533rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 538th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 543rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 545th in the regionMost Extreme: 570th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 584th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Vlobbania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Red Fleet".
  • : Vlobbania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commercial Arbitration Recognition".
  • : Vlobbania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commercial Arbitration Recognition".
  • : Following new legislation in Vlobbania, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlobbania, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here".
  • : Following new legislation in Vlobbania, real estate agencies are being replaced by naval recruitment offices.
  • : Vlobbania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Supporting and Valuing the Humanities"".
  • : Vlobbania endorsed The Western Protectorate of Dalimbar.
  • : Vlobbania was endorsed by The Western Protectorate of Dalimbar.
  • : Vlobbania endorsed The Republic of Dominguez Hills.

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