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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 230thMost Influential: 426thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 460th
The Tsaral Realm of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The light of the Suomi Star guides the Realm!
Tsarina Katja Hämäläinen II
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population5.772 billion

LeaderTsarina Katja Hämäläinen II
FaithSuomi Lutheranism

AnimalManed Wolf

The Tsaral Realm of Volstokn is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Tsarina Katja Hämäläinen II with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.772 billion Volkish are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volkoneimi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Volkish economy, worth a remarkable 1,111 trillion Markkaa a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 192,648 Markkaa, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 717,338 per year while the poor average 36,314, a ratio of 19.8 to 1.

Weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and vacationing Volkish expect to be treated as royalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Volstokn's national animal is the Maned Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Suomi Lutheranism.

Volstokn is ranked 66,034th in the world and 3,391st in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 3.63 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 230thMost Influential: 426thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 460thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,454thLargest Mining Sector: 1,746thLargest Black Market: 2,161stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,177thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,531stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,542ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,852ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,902ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,721stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,843rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,204thHighest Average Incomes: 7,064thMost Armed: 7,480thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,577thLargest Governments: 8,305thMost Secular: 8,353rdLowest Crime Rates: 9,941stTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,049thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,494thMost Developed: 14,626thHighest Economic Output: 14,753rdMost Advanced Public Education: 15,275thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,842ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,046thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,739th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 29th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 45th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 51st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 64th in the regionLargest Black Market: 78th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 101st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 108th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 115th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 130th in the regionMost Influential: 137th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 148th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 166th in the regionMost Armed: 273rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 294th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 329th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 345th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 345th in the regionLargest Governments: 409th in the regionMost Secular: 465th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 465th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 480th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 643rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 646th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 756th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 761st in the regionMost Developed: 773rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 840th in the regionMost Stationary: 854th in the regionLargest Populations: 875th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 905th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 991st in the regionMost Avoided: 1,113th in the regionMost Cultured: 1,256th in the region

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