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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 245thMost Influential: 428thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 441st
The Tsaral Realm of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The light of the Suomi Star guides the Realm!
Tsarina Katja Hämäläinen II
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Volstokn

Population6.17 billion

CapitalVolkoneimi
LeaderTsarina Katja Hämäläinen II
FaithSuomi Lutheranism

CurrencyMarkka
AnimalManed Wolf

The Tsaral Realm of Volstokn is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Tsarina Katja Hämäläinen II with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.17 billion Volkish are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volkoneimi. The average income tax rate is 91.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Volkish economy, worth a remarkable 1,164 trillion Markkaa a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 188,798 Markkaa, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and vacationing Volkish expect to be treated as royalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Volstokn's national animal is the Maned Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Suomi Lutheranism.

Volstokn is ranked 41,645th in the world and 2,021st in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,117.45 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 245thMost Influential: 428thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 441stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,590thLargest Mining Sector: 1,847thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,198thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,228thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,591stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,625thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,932ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,023rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,897thMost Efficient Economies: 6,302ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,897thHighest Average Incomes: 7,326thMost Armed: 7,698thLargest Governments: 7,980thMost Secular: 8,391stLowest Crime Rates: 9,077thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,331stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,684thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,815thMost Developed: 14,153rdHighest Poor Incomes: 14,338thHighest Economic Output: 14,363rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,511thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,558thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,199thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,968th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 27th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 48th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 56th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 70th in the regionLargest Black Market: 84th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 102nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 117th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 127th in the regionMost Influential: 127th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 139th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 185th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 258th in the regionMost Armed: 283rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 316th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 349th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 359th in the regionLargest Governments: 407th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 413th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 448th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 459th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 462nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 557th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 664th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 713th in the regionMost Developed: 766th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 788th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 788th in the regionMost Stationary: 796th in the regionLargest Populations: 850th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 886th in the region

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