by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,204th Most Influential: 1,354th Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,549th
The Free Land of
Left-wing Utopia
A new era begins
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.091 billion


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The Free Land of VoyKovie is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Councilists with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.091 billion Voykovians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Voykovian economy, worth 729 trillion goods and serviceses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 178,247 goods and serviceses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, and sleeping on the job is recommended. Crime is totally unknown. VoyKovie's national animal is the plush, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Councilism.

VoyKovie is ranked 2,037th in the world and 35th in The East Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 9,151.97 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,204thMost Influential: 1,354thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,549thTop
Highest Drug Use: 1,808thNicest Citizens: 1,843rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,876thMost Inclusive: 1,995thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,005thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,029thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,037thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,077thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,083rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,368thBest Weather: 2,397thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,615thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,658thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,759thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,939thMost Cultured: 3,126thMost Developed: 3,135thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,397thSmartest Citizens: 3,676thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,829thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,544thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,632ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,350thMost Politically Free: 5,504thMost Income Equality: 6,136thLargest Governments: 6,237thNudest: 6,674thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,892ndMost Extreme: 6,952ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,985thHighest Average Incomes: 7,980thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 8,177thLargest Retail Industry: 10,392ndMost Pacifist: 10,857thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,672ndMost Secular: 12,104thRudest Citizens: 12,647thMost Armed: 13,765th
Highest Drug Use: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 29th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 35th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 44th in the regionNicest Citizens: 46th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 49th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 50th in the regionMost Influential: 51st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 53rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 58th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 62nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 64th in the regionBest Weather: 65th in the regionMost Cultured: 65th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 65th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 67th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 71st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 81st in the regionMost Developed: 89th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 91st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 91st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 95th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 95th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 97th in the regionNudest: 115th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 122nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 139th in the regionLargest Governments: 143rd in the regionMost Extreme: 146th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 164th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 169th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 172nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 235th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 238th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 269th in the regionRudest Citizens: 270th in the regionMost Armed: 281st in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 326th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 342nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 373rd in the regionMost Secular: 381st in the regionLargest Populations: 410th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 134 » Pakitsk, BearStackof2015, Wiranath, Kingdom of Pars, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Unger under over, Adavan, Roliganistan, Axdel, Talitoa, Elejamie, VW53Aland, Kilkire, Wizardonia, The Empire of Rijelv, Davelands, Kampf Empire, Gorbastan, Ravendi, Astroa, Republic of Berzerkistan, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Squid Ruinosa, Just Vale 2, Stellar Colonies, The Sacred Whale, Marrico, Bacon Land, Bai Lung, Lanagon, United China Nation, British Calradia, Izonno, Headpat Central, Servants of Gizmo, Someseni, Neruch, Ver Norge, Rhealaliit, Freedom Fascists, Kaigi, Survivoristan, Am Echad, H-Zhena, TheRuthenians, Janoobi Jazair, Solarfall, Arkantis, Danesopia, and 84 others.Thyaclinia, Brotherland, Dark Edgyness, Blazing Samaritan, Hizuru, Ridann, Broengtopia, Goodnamesarerare, Kangarawa, Federated States of Zootron, Bachtendekuppen, Bullpups, CheeseBurrito, Roissyland, LewisWorld, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Osterreich und Ungarn, Splena, Verja, Harapan, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, Amjedia, The New Wisconsin Empire, Harro Waarudho, Enlil, Euricanis, Mariarty, Qui sequuntur somnia, Drunken Seal Islands, Bakaworld, Shinnokawa, Trimmania, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Acheronn, Superior Indonesia, Lyontisia, Indovinesia, Endertopias, The Almighty Country, SloveStates, Airrajul, Gratefuland, Sonictopia, The Romanum Legio, Ribanzi, Kucia, Dreamersistan, Ellsonian Dominion, Urimel, Riveraland, Dpispitir, Betremia, Socialist Holy American Empire, Aristortia, Slys Paws, Wallenburg, The Underwood Industrial Empire, Propwash, Shantan, Davinhia, Aleister, New Leganes, Pulmonaria, Greater Felter, Dragonia, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Funkadelia, Akorial, Adolanta, Ciggie Smallistan, Elkenian, CopyCato, AngusEssa, Eagas, Bulli, The United Neo American Union, Aelitia, Skandinavistan, Bytes, Opossum Slayer, Kriov, Sansangra, Wendelandia, and Pentlandia.

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