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Nudest: 3,134thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,222ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,518th
The Loser Lemur of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Trapped in Tanzania
Marty XXVI
Influence
Dealmaker
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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Vyata Temor

Population7.99 billion

CapitalAntananananarivo
LeaderMarty XXVI
FaithMarsupialism

CurrencyMacadamia Nut
AnimalAye-Aye

The Loser Lemur of Vyata Temor is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Marty XXVI with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, enforced nudity, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 7.99 billion Temorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antananananarivo. The average income tax rate is 85.2%.

The all-consuming Temorian economy, worth 712 trillion Macadamia Nuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,117 Macadamia Nuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, no-one bats an eye when 'really good platonic friends' of the same sex hold hands in Vyata Temor, generals have trouble barking orders over the sound of thundering artillery, and legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vyata Temor's national animal is the Aye-Aye, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Marsupialism.

Vyata Temor is ranked 160,822nd in the world and 17th in Saint Helene for Most Stationary, with 124.0236706248 days.

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Nudest: 3,134thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,222ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,518thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,013thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,317thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,810thBest Weather: 13,544thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,721stHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,011thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 15,830thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,025thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,527thLowest Crime Rates: 17,571stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,291stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,715thHealthiest Citizens: 20,223rdMost Influential: 21,748thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,513thMost Patriotic: 25,340thLargest Governments: 27,037thMost Subsidized Industry: 27,093rdHighest Food Quality: 27,874thMost Advanced Public Education: 28,784th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Vyata Temor voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Statistical Data Practice".
  • : Vyata Temor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Vyata Temor was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Vyata Temor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Vyata Temor voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
  • : Vyata Temor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Vyata Temor voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Lux Immortalem".
  • : Vyata Temor voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Standardized Passport Arrangements".
  • : Vyata Temor voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Promoting Ethnic and Cultural Equality".
  • : Vyata Temor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

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