Population | 7.99 billion |
Capital | Antananananarivo |
Leader | Marty XXVI |
Faith | Marsupialism |
Currency | Macadamia Nut |
Animal | Aye-Aye |
The Loser Lemur of Vyata Temor is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Marty XXVI with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, enforced nudity, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 7.99 billion Temorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antananananarivo. The average income tax rate is 85.2%.
The all-consuming Temorian economy, worth 712 trillion Macadamia Nuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,117 Macadamia Nuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
Traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, no-one bats an eye when 'really good platonic friends' of the same sex hold hands in Vyata Temor, generals have trouble barking orders over the sound of thundering artillery, and legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vyata Temor's national animal is the Aye-Aye, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Marsupialism.
Vyata Temor is ranked 160,822nd in the world and 17th in Saint Helene for Most Stationary, with 124.0236706248 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Vyata Temor voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Statistical Data Practice".
- : Vyata Temor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Vyata Temor was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.
- : Vyata Temor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Vyata Temor voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
- : Vyata Temor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Vyata Temor voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Lux Immortalem".
- : Vyata Temor voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Standardized Passport Arrangements".
- : Vyata Temor voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Promoting Ethnic and Cultural Equality".
- : Vyata Temor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 12 » Yemet, Flandonips, Solaria Alliance, The Islands of Tonga, Brsil, Emnaria, Great Jenovah, Lungha, New Narag Empire, Canineia, The Ostartic Federation, and Czechmate.