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Nudest: 3,018thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,164thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,507th
The Loser Lemur of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Trapped in Tanzania
Marty XXVI
Influence
Dealmaker
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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Vyata Temor

Population7.93 billion

CapitalAntananananarivo
LeaderMarty XXVI
FaithMarsupialism

CurrencyMacadamia Nut
AnimalAye-Aye

The Loser Lemur of Vyata Temor is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Marty XXVI with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, enforced nudity, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 7.93 billion Temorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antananananarivo. The average income tax rate is 85.0%.

The all-consuming Temorian economy, worth 704 trillion Macadamia Nuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 88,866 Macadamia Nuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, no-one bats an eye when 'really good platonic friends' of the same sex hold hands in Vyata Temor, generals have trouble barking orders over the sound of thundering artillery, and legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vyata Temor's national animal is the Aye-Aye, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Marsupialism.

Vyata Temor is ranked 158,779th in the world and 55th in Saint Helene for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Nudest: 3,018thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,164thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,507thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,154thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,739thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,328thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,625thBest Weather: 13,775thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,124thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 15,738thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,563rdMost Beautiful Environments: 17,490thLowest Crime Rates: 17,512thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,052ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,679thHealthiest Citizens: 20,753rdMost Corrupt Governments: 24,012thMost Influential: 25,020thMost Patriotic: 25,092ndMost Subsidized Industry: 26,808thLargest Governments: 27,106thHighest Food Quality: 28,000thMost Advanced Public Education: 28,530thMost Inclusive: 30,564thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 30,680th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Vyata Temor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Vyata Temor was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Vyata Temor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Vyata Temor voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
  • : Vyata Temor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Vyata Temor voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Lux Immortalem".
  • : Vyata Temor voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Standardized Passport Arrangements".
  • : Vyata Temor voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Promoting Ethnic and Cultural Equality".
  • : Vyata Temor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Vyata Temor voted against the World Assembly Resolution "A Celebration of Exceptional Rarity".

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