The ☠ OBI☠ Mercenary Captain of WaffenBrightonburg is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Capt of Merc Forces BB with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 40.493 billion WaffenBrightonburgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Fort. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.5%.

The frighteningly efficient WaffenBrightonburgian economy, worth a remarkable 5,657 trillion Credit Card or Golds a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,706 Credit Card or Golds, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

A baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, there are no longer any roads less traveled, and a state-funded project is investigating whether the moon is made of cheese. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WaffenBrightonburg's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of Al Bundyism.

WaffenBrightonburg is ranked 6,740^th in the world and 1^st in Warzone Africa for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.39 law-abiding acts per hour.