The Lib is Oppressing Me of Wallenburg is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Sororal Republican Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 13.082 billion Wallenburgians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Independence. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wallenburgian economy, worth a remarkable 2,114 trillion national CRUS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,653 national CRUS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, shell-shocked refugees are made to provide Immigration with lively renditions of 'Dancing Queen', and the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wallenburg's national animal is the creeper, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wallenburg is ranked 199,492^nd in the world and 7,090^th in The East Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.5 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.