The Rogue Nation of War and Oppression is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dictator For Life Lord Phoenix with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, prohibition of alcohol, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 42.365 billion War and Oppressionites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Domination City. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The enormous but underdeveloped War and Oppressionian economy, worth a remarkable 6,785 trillion slaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 160,173 slaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly, stews often contain used tissues and pocket fluff, and it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War and Oppression's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Death Worship.

War and Oppression is ranked 2,809^th in the world and 2^nd in The Empire for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3,047.37 pounds of wildlife per square mile.