by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 103rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 256thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 351st
The United Kingdoms of
Corporate Police State
May the Northern Lights guide us to victory.
Emperor Gustaf V
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population3.41 billion

LeaderEmperor Gustaf V
FaithWardish Elisimism

AnimalPeregrine falcon

The United Kingdoms of Wardency is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Gustaf V with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, zero percent divorce rate, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.41 billion Wardish are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Education and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Priastand. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 88.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Wardish economy, worth 846 trillion Okronuas a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 248,197 Okronuas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,593,515 per year while the poor average 15,723, a ratio of 101 to 1.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, and the giant 80-storey carving of Emperor Gustaf V in Mount Rushless can be seen from space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Wardency's national animal is the Peregrine falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Wardish Elisimism.

Wardency is ranked 34,798th in the world and 1,572nd in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 1,566.53 milliStalins.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 103rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 256thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 351stMost Ignorant Citizens: 738thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 826thMost Avoided: 1,395thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,856thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,022ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,259thLargest Black Market: 2,289thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 3,485thLargest Mining Sector: 3,671stFattest Citizens: 4,431stMost Efficient Economies: 4,918thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,400thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,015thLargest Governments: 7,185thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,105thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,850thMost Primitive: 10,190thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,418thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,126thMost Conservative: 19,668thHighest Economic Output: 21,021st
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Avoided: 42nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 81st in the regionLargest Black Market: 85th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 133rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 133rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 156th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 157th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 192nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 226th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 281st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 310th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 356th in the regionLargest Governments: 378th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 424th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 493rd in the regionMost Primitive: 511th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 670th in the regionRudest Citizens: 848th in the regionMost Extreme: 870th in the regionMost Stationary: 907th in the region

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