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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,191stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,365thMost Devout: 1,787th
The Confederate Kingdom of
Moralistic Democracy
FOR THE EMPIRE!
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Wardie land

Population14.793 billion

CapitalNew London
LeaderHer Imperial Majesty the Queen Sophia I
FaithAnglicanism

CurrencyImperial Pound
AnimalImperial Eagle

The Confederate Kingdom of Wardie land is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Her Imperial Majesty the Queen Sophia I with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, infamous sell-swords, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 14.793 billion Wardians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Wardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,806 trillion Imperial Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 122,136 Imperial Pounds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 639,350 per year while the poor average 12,517, a ratio of 51.1 to 1.

The climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere, Wardians believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun, war vets look after war animals, and road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Wardie land's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

Wardie land is ranked 2,524th in the world and 2nd in Federation of Conservative Nations for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 8,710.61 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,191stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,365thMost Devout: 1,787thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,048thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,524thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,944thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,253rdMost Primitive: 4,455thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,538thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,695thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,737thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,750thMost Armed: 8,003rdHighest Economic Output: 8,493rdMost Cultured: 8,727thLargest Black Market: 9,149thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,753rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,545thLargest Populations: 14,142ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,676thMost Efficient Economies: 18,211thRudest Citizens: 19,838th
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wardie land was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Wardie land was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Wardie land's influence in Federation of Conservative Nations rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in Wardie land, road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Wardie land, war vets look after war animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Wardie land, Wardians believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun.
  • : Wardie land was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Wardie land, the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere.
  • : Following new legislation in Wardie land, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
  • : Following new legislation in Wardie land, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.

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