Population | 6.864 billion |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Sand Snake |
The Republic of Warm Island is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.864 billion Warm Islandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 40.2%.
The all-consuming Warm Islandian economy, worth 959 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 139,801 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.
Laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar, the dartboard at the Warm Islandian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warm Island's national animal is the Sand Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Warm Island is ranked 127,279th in the world and 321st in The grimy backyard of Bigej for Most Stationary, with 266.05991999932 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Warm Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in Warm Island, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in Warm Island, the dartboard at the Warm Islandian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face.
- : Following new legislation in Warm Island, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar.
- : Following new legislation in Warm Island, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
- : Following new legislation in Warm Island, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
- : Warm Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Warm Island was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Warm Island, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
- : Following new legislation in Warm Island, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans.