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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,760thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,888thMost Armed: 5,455th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
It's quite warm here, come visit!
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Civil Rights
Rare
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Warm Island

Population6.864 billion

CurrencyDollar
AnimalSand Snake

The Republic of Warm Island is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.864 billion Warm Islandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 40.2%.

The all-consuming Warm Islandian economy, worth 959 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 139,801 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar, the dartboard at the Warm Islandian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warm Island's national animal is the Sand Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Warm Island is ranked 127,279th in the world and 321st in The grimy backyard of Bigej for Most Stationary, with 266.05991999932 days.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,760thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,888thMost Armed: 5,455thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,138thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,898thBest Weather: 12,445thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,293rdTop
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Largest Black Market: 15,183rdHealthiest Citizens: 15,615thMost Patriotic: 16,058thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,305thMost Authoritarian: 20,580thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,559thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,446thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,288thHighest Average Incomes: 26,362ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28,230th
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Largest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 25th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 35th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 45th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 55th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 57th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Warm Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Warm Island, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
  • : Following new legislation in Warm Island, the dartboard at the Warm Islandian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face.
  • : Following new legislation in Warm Island, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar.
  • : Following new legislation in Warm Island, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Warm Island, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Warm Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Warm Island was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Warm Island, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
  • : Following new legislation in Warm Island, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans.

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