by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 572ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,627thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,872nd
The Commie Raider Lesbians of
Corrupt Dictatorship
the will of the workers is the will of the nation
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.467 billion

LeaderAleena Connolly

CurrencyWascoitian Credit
AnimalArctic Fox

The Commie Raider Lesbians of Wascoitan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Aleena Connolly with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, prohibition of alcohol, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.467 billion Wascoitians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yexver. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Wascoitian economy, worth 792 trillion Wascoitian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 122,546 Wascoitian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The world still seems flat to some people in space, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, and the Arctic Fox has a hungry look. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Wascoitan's national animal is the Arctic Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Marxism-Lesbianism.

Wascoitan is ranked 134,048th in the world and 2,134th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 98.18988854732 days.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 572ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,627thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,872ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,428thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,433rdTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,754thNicest Citizens: 2,934thMost Inclusive: 3,424thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,486thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,866thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,624thBest Weather: 4,736thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,835thMost Developed: 4,925thHealthiest Citizens: 5,137thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,494thLargest Governments: 7,044thHighest Food Quality: 7,559thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,589thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,666thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,686thSmartest Citizens: 8,451stHighest Poor Incomes: 9,383rdMost Secular: 9,432ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,374thMost Armed: 11,599thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,967thLowest Crime Rates: 12,507thTop
Most Income Equality: 13,870thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,880thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,849thMost Efficient Economies: 18,073rdMost Pacifist: 20,425thHighest Average Incomes: 24,869th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 42nd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 82nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 84th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 92nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 100th in the regionMost Inclusive: 137th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 175th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 202nd in the regionBest Weather: 209th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 211th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 225th in the regionMost Developed: 231st in the regionMost Income Equality: 242nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 244th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 309th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 327th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 356th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 359th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 368th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 373rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 399th in the regionMost Secular: 439th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 464th in the regionMost Armed: 509th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 543rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 554th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 672nd in the region

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