The Commie Raider Lesbians of Wascoitan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Aleena Connolly with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, prohibition of alcohol, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.467 billion Wascoitians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yexver. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Wascoitian economy, worth 792 trillion Wascoitian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 122,546 Wascoitian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The world still seems flat to some people in space, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, and the Arctic Fox has a hungry look. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Wascoitan's national animal is the Arctic Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Marxism-Lesbianism.

Wascoitan is ranked 134,048^th in the world and 2,134^th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 98.18988854732 days.