The Commie Raider Lesbians of Wascoitan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Addison Eberhardt with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 10.359 billion Wascoitians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yexver. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Wascoitian economy, worth a remarkable 1,288 trillion Scarabs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 124,339 Scarabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The armed forces pride themselves on being conventional and predictable, trouble-makers are frequently turned in to the government to be 'recycled', most pop videos prominently feature the Wascoitian flag, and it's all quiet on the western front. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Wascoitan's national animal is the Arctic Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Marxism-Lesbianism.

Wascoitan is ranked 18,243^rd in the world and 1,176^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.19 law-abiding acts per hour.