The Federal Republic of Washingtonian Order is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 706 million Washorderians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mount Seavernon. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Washingtonian Orderian economy, worth 47.9 trillion Verners a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 67,912 Verners, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The rich and poor vomit into separate bags, the Washingtonian Orderian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, the question of 'what is Leader's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, and the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Washingtonian Order's national animal is the Goldfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Washingtonian Order is ranked 80,433^rd in the world and 2,820^th in The East Pacific for Most Average, scoring 40.28 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.