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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,264thMost Armed: 3,276thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,337th
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Washingtonian Republic

Population7.71 billion

LeaderJulius Autumn

AnimalAquila chrysaetos

The Shareholder States of Washingtonian Republic is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Julius Autumn with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.71 billion Yankees are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 1,189 trillion Phoenixes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 154,299 Phoenixes, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, a The League of Conservative Nations Tourist Association survey has rated Washingtonian Republic #1 for number twos, the flight attendant who draws the short straw is on "cockpit bucket duty", and colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great American Liberator". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Washingtonian Republic's national animal is the Aquila chrysaetos, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Washingtonian Republic is ranked 37,364th in the world and 32nd in The League of Conservative Nations for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,949.53 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,264thMost Armed: 3,276thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,337thFattest Citizens: 3,545thMost Avoided: 3,626thRudest Citizens: 3,929thLargest Mining Sector: 4,140thLargest Retail Industry: 4,510thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,734thMost Devout: 5,382ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,019thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,048thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,133rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,417thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,829thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,898thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,722ndMost Corrupt Governments: 11,750thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,141stHighest Average Incomes: 12,466thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,737thHighest Economic Output: 14,033rdMost Influential: 14,807thLargest Black Market: 14,964thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,963rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,646thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 17,604thMost Efficient Economies: 18,437th
Largest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the region

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