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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,993rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,120thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,294th
The Rogue Agency of
Father Knows Best State
The Only Part of the Government That Actually Listens
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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We Are Not the NSA

Population22.517 billion

CapitalPrism
LeaderNohbdy
FaithClassified

CurrencyIntel
AnimalDrone

The Rogue Agency of We Are Not the NSA is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Nohbdy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.517 billion WANNSA Agents are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prism. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient a WANNSA Agent economy, worth a remarkable 4,077 trillion Intels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 181,065 Intels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending is on the increase, major internet servers have acquired citizenship, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. We Are Not the NSA's national animal is the Drone and its national religion is Classified.

We Are Not the NSA is ranked 12,345th in the world and 147th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 2,027.58559817772 days.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,993rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,120thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,294thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,425thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,452ndLargest Governments: 4,497thHighest Economic Output: 4,609thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,801stSafest: 7,268thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,091stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,415thMost Armed: 10,940thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,174thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,297thMost Secular: 11,441stMost Developed: 11,441stMost Corrupt Governments: 11,534thHealthiest Citizens: 11,557thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,982ndLargest Populations: 12,179thMost Stationary: 12,345thHighest Average Incomes: 13,442ndTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 14,887thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,438thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,733rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,551stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,744thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,772ndSmartest Citizens: 19,449thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,711thMost Efficient Economies: 23,421stMost Inclusive: 24,064thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,337thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26,485th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 45th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 49th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 72nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 107th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 111th in the regionLargest Governments: 120th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 122nd in the regionMost Stationary: 147th in the regionSafest: 169th in the regionLargest Populations: 173rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 174th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 174th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 250th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 272nd in the regionMost Developed: 275th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 275th in the regionMost Armed: 285th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 287th in the regionMost Secular: 290th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 292nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 317th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 344th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 351st in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 370th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 380th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 419th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 453rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 460th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 504th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 505th in the regionMost Inclusive: 532nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 545th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 588th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 637th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

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