by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 85thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 904thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,917th
The Queendom of
Mother Knows Best State
To be merciful to the rat, teach it to predict the cat.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population260 million



The Queendom of WeKnow is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 260 million Geniuses are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mindalia. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ingenious economy, worth 17.8 trillion Knowledges a year, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 68,448 Knowledges, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, and pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WeKnow's national animal is the Rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

WeKnow is ranked 152,304th in the world and 6,552nd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -92.92 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 85thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 904thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,917thMost Influential: 2,002ndTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,925thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,947thMost Inclusive: 14,524thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,421stMost Cultured: 19,495th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 50th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 69th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 209th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 439th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 556th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 633rd in the regionMost Influential: 698th in the regionMost Inclusive: 850th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in WeKnow, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids.
  • : Following new legislation in WeKnow, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply.
  • : WeKnow was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : WeKnow was endorsed by The Kingdom of Lnua.
  • : Following new legislation in WeKnow, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in WeKnow, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : WeKnow was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada.
  • : WeKnow changed its national capital to "Mindalia".
  • : Following new legislation in WeKnow, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Mindalia.
  • : Following new legislation in WeKnow, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 578 » Prydania, Yaorozu, Koda-Land, Daiz, North Bratislava, New Jamgra, Pokemanland, Palisede, Guer Aike, Ihese, Territorio di Nessuno, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Hamerica, Shibutani, Corfad, Simone Republic, Newpromisedland, Noahs Second Country, The Rhein States, The Tampa Bay Rays, Brucklania, Fauzjhia, Xipher, Praeceps, Omnistria, Buckhem, Dabarastan, Kragsgale, New Lakemba, Great Bights Mum, Ravendi, Sundred, El Fiji Grande, Selfgradatude, Principia Mathematica, Notyoutopia, Libertania Democratica, Damsmel, Siwale, Interdimensional Zone, Loutsland, Empy, Abject Ludicrosity, Ardretia, Erubetia, DIMAnism, Pleasuretown, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Clan Spaniel, Lux Conos, and 528 others.Pazair, Amerian States, The New Trumpland, Cosamaloapan, Calamazo, Rad Lads, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Aleklandia, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Dopeland420, Zumlandia, Xagill, Fizban, Zokk, Pleroma Sans Romans, Nolan Burg, Dar es Saalam, Walter Jackson, Malta Comino Gozo, Wineclaw, Old Emporia, Karazan, Salt-and-Pepper, Qetrela, David Davidson, Rhelmwych, Chadinton, Drutopia Insomnia, Frances Francis the First of France, Unsophisticate, The Calabash Protectorate, Astal Aavors, Drentusa, Sikol, Sisang, Detrivania, The Austro Germanic Union, 1 very fast endotarter, Esplandia, Anungu, Nordic-British Union, Dangine, Animu Place, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Freuropic Wor, Warancia, The Endless Eventide, Freyford, The Ricebenders, Chukstik Illahi, Gilakistan, Orogonia, R libanon, Kartujia, Eywaan, Abu Dujmahn, Advancia-Sizzletown, Entecavir, Illusia and Neverendia, United Kahndaq, Jestings, TLTland, Cors Evia, Aeurithianar, YEET LMAO, Arlens Apartment, Fascist Democracy, Bend Mai, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Free Culture, BrightFutures, Caladann, Cucuville, Integriata, SORT, Fel Imass, Minuda, The Sinclarian Provinces, Caselpania, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Feelonia, Quentiam Viventem, Vexilia, Pallaith, Phire Fric, Aetulia, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, The True Frog, Ilmatil, Miamington, Diplomasqi, Yellops, Innocentic, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Dicko, Ultra777, The Windmilluminati, Tianqing, Dawger Republic, Saperisole, United Federation of Technocrats, Srnsbaland, Valhalla123, The Libertarian Assembly, A Ordem do Caos, United Asgardian States, Phoronu, State of Rand, Tangrene, LostLegion, Why Seriously, Central Ryal, Kahlo, Teg, Eisenmund, Tottenian-Arsenia, Nouvelle-Floride, Marmiedon, Azzarel, Lemonbiscuits, Harveney, Holy Oranz, Irunjarai, Amblegreserland, Eraver, Oceanialia, Alyrria, Wolvenland, Takushipa, The Most Freedom Ever, Solcius, Artemis Selene, Copola, Navsland, Zecit, Bushkrub, Ekaitokoa, Andexia, Solskjar, Cowbridge, Solaria Minor, Vincone Cae, Rainengrad, Mystiquelle, Aeolist, Trance Empire, Blackphir, VictorH, Ramiru, Canibull, Rumagna, Lucedeia, Ihsan, Revolutionary Sealand, Eslatani, Craams Mal, Neo-Ottomania, Changjo, Arimbia, Steampunk Ariel, CryptoTransumanists, U S Eh, Xyrron, Basedania, Sunaiya, Taur, The Greylands, The Turkish workers of Europe, Solmetria, Neo Cheese Empire, Asoc lon, JTalvio, Wilkshire, Gin Tonic, Workubalia, Maclare, Bueszqostan, French Bananastan, Maroiogogistan, Oro-Yurdujan, SparkleMinds, Porotia, Nistriabar, New Pruessen, Toopaka, Free Lives, Wooleystan, Zemper Macro, Yemet, United Slavic Nations under Polish Rule, East Akra, The Free States of Avalon, Lyethlenora, Ausrea, Centromuria, Burna Are, Ereena, Wit Noreis, Rockwell Islands, Demacckari, Caaria, Tukayyiad, Zimmerdachen, Seanat, Gendirt, Sodiiistan, Mannsoneria, Bacciatto, Altivia, Austral States of America, Psychotic Vegans, Railroad Crossing, The Crack Dens, Pelican Isands, Germania-Formosa, Yokciq Empire, OuterGalactic Federation of the emu, New Spina Nitedold, Agliar, Moubarakistan, New Avian, Sakarna, Necromonia, Secularus, Terrax, New Hudazendkia, Falkendel, Nova Arcania, Euthenia, KhalChicken, Orenmark, The Hellcatian Empire, Marinxa, East Burrai, Zeternia, Sattelbach, Supreme Leader Hadrian, La Commune, Seenvorland, Lordelles, Gri Wran, North Armatas, Mal McNews, Sebatopia, The Unicrons, Godwanna, New Tronia, The Noviosyus, Montarc, Wurplestan, The Real Ram Ranch, Ostlandic, JK Rowling, Panama Coalition, Soviet Terran, North Novkia, Montinario, Delageon, Cape Flower, Planes, Central Drazil, Volstokn, West Papua states, Karakalpak Republic, Joevala, 6th Rome, Beasluxia, Tyuion, Avastate, Potatolandium, Govornia, Cabaifer, Great Vritania, Jovian Knights, Eastern Cous Empria, Texas States, Partax, Cartures, Kingdom of Witcheria, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Aureliana Brito, Alfafar, Heilhum Imperius, Rimausean, The English Alliance, Ataraxia Somnia, Ares Islands, Cascadiya, Maott, Lavender To, Azura Palatina, The Marinians, Smesh, Ing Comashki, Eastern Valskovia, Etanur, Emeraldtopia, Solphine, Xyroxes, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, Vernest Quill, Yalkan, Inner lorrainia, Sunto, Ausnakulia, Ice and Tinian, Neo Colorado, Embauba, Soughts Souble, Easternryke, Pigeonstan, Sile Maungistan, El Emayo, Daulatpur, Ale Valatins, USSRITWILLWORK, Protonfield, New Dice, Czechnin, Timothea, Banorth, Orado, Ethan the terrible, Eschatosia, Eurochina, ArizonaRepublic, Indonesia Archipelago, Greater Ale Permars, Mujahideen fighters, Toygu Land, PotatoFarmers, Hammersicklemus, Ever dark, Colonies of Free Temeria, The Great Imperial Roman Empire, Austrian Confederacy, Zzozona, Gozenka, Arichia, Iconic Republic, Boyne Thee, Neu-Galicia, Maynilan, Olofin, TJUN-ia, Citrus Rutaceae, Novatros, Beareldon, Democratie, Gweithwyr, The Lava Turtle, Daxuxian, Long Ding, East Wushen, Gabenia, Hells Ninth Circle, Disunited Earth, Termathe, Kocherian, Reission, Runeda, Lokeshland, Tachycardia, Ateala, Nobec, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Picairn, Kenaniahistan, Palmasas, Yalgora, Accipitridia, Autilia, Respublic of corusant, Tikariot, Gurou, Moszce-Walvard, The Bureaucratic Territories, Sciency Advancement, Great Latiko, Carlinland, Great Campo, Immenium, Zaeli, Sasparil, Nouvelle-Guadeloupe, Paverium, McMasterdonia, Antiyard, Tolopel, Nichigo Sebe, Kristalmaan, The Iron Lions, Brandenburg-Ansbach, Draconian Progression, Ofrettia, Yukti, Harjad, Fayyayid, Solidair, Logovets, Miaphia, Vathnutum, Arizona Zervas, Dadastan Archipelago, Therizia, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Batatoland Empire, Verytas, Cretox State, Gambosnia and Herzegoman, Asticed Hown Islands, Santalcine, Greater Nattlecreniaxia, HOoOo bAby, Tyroshh, Arquadea, Aoncarpa, Kurniastan, Florevana, Hardscrabble, Kim Da-mi, Lulubellia, The Dawi Mountains, Hopsin, McDonaldsland, Aerilia, Kranostav, Cosmosplosion, Morover, Westinor, Visse, Pradovnia, The Stratosphere Islands, Barabolia, Lotion Empire, Holy Empire Of Greater Bavaria, New Octicarg, Healiopolis, FROST33, Sevinland, Iron Cladia, Paul Pasch, Abonland, New Sunville, Lanorth, Ravenhood, United Capitalist Provinces, United Lokkia, Comfed, Multius, Emerencia, Xarrel, Shizzy, Level headed Libertarians, Triado, Confederacy of North America, Mon Island, Demo Troplenia, The Royal States of Canada, Blahcostan, Intion North, Chazagha, Republica Guilleana, Canock, Axolotlus, An Identity Crisis, The Pearl River, Dacian Freelands, Snottelling, Fevens, Bom Sonho, Alqulonde, Outer Shenendoah, The Republic of Sloviskia, Saphixia, Frieszia, Ceireland, Shadowrik, The Papal Catholic States, Notun Ahom, Nuevo Navarre, United States of Americanas, Schnuftelland, Liminyj, Armandlandia, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Manticore utopia, Chips and Guac, Cokoland, Varisland, Lorigia, Upper Ville Gamenia, Imperial Pieserged, Valentine Z, Glanst, East Natomes, Elvoreto, South African Legions, Titanianapolis, Dreadton, Fran Advar, Amprak, Krywyy Rig, Sardona, Singamadri, Aruvicion, Camus Orwell, The Gamer Party, United Avian Kingdom, Dropey, Capitalist Consumerism, Gor Nacho, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Cereskia, Vivanco, Commonwealth Of Astoria, Magna Banitia, Noboru tsuki, Wisconsota, Rozarus, Daerlan, Imortan Empire, WOoloo Unitedstrtes, Nationeer, Beaverwa, Kartokia, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, and Lnua.

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