The 0 of Wels is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.937 billion Welsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 27.8%.

The thriving Welsian economy, worth 958 trillion denars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 68,756 denars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, nobody knows why the caged 0 sings, public toilets are famed for their rear entries, and airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wels's national animal is the 0, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wels is ranked 202,783^rd in the world and 577^th in the Plains of Perdition for Most Authoritarian, with 584.81 milliStalins.