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Highest Poor Incomes: 687thMost Secular: 1,034thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,389th
The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
A speech a day keeps those leeches away.
Overlord Apu Abuhabuhai
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Wese Zippopiteradgil

Population5.194 billion

CapitalThe Silvern City
LeaderOverlord Apu Abuhabuhai
FaithEternal Chess Club


The Empire of Wese Zippopiteradgil is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Overlord Apu Abuhabuhai with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.194 billion Wese Zippopiteradgilians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Silvern City. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wese Zippopiteradgilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,470 trillion shares a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 283,197 shares, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, and a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wese Zippopiteradgil's national animal is the Megasloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eternal Chess Club.

Wese Zippopiteradgil is ranked 9,942nd in the world and 266th in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,299.36 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Highest Poor Incomes: 687thMost Secular: 1,034thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,389thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,497thMost Influential: 1,682ndTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,109thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,166thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,181stHighest Average Incomes: 2,324thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,340thLargest Black Market: 2,403rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,857thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,884thMost Developed: 4,292ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,440thSmartest Citizens: 4,905thLargest Retail Industry: 5,880thLowest Crime Rates: 5,985thMost Efficient Economies: 6,906thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,976thLargest Governments: 7,676thMost Cultured: 8,513thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,083rdLongest Average Lifespans: 9,685thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,942ndTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10,935thHighest Economic Output: 10,936thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,385thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,721stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,882ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,725thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,041stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,361stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,580thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,832ndMost Income Equality: 16,109thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,512thMost Stationary: 19,694th
Highest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Secular: 41st in the regionLargest Black Market: 50th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 54th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 61st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 62nd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 79th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 120th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 130th in the regionMost Developed: 138th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 141st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 156th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 167th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 176th in the regionMost Influential: 179th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 195th in the regionLargest Governments: 196th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 200th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 204th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 204th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 229th in the regionMost Cultured: 245th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 266th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 287th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 308th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 349th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 352nd in the regionMost Stationary: 375th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 396th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 447th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 450th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 454th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 471st in the regionLargest Populations: 531st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 580th in the regionNudest: 595th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 608th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 731st in the regionMost Income Equality: 737th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 143 » Erinor, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Tsunamy, Luddinlande, Farengeto, Belschaft, Sandaoguo, Drugged Monkeys, Kringalia, Jehenna, Centristvill, Aidenfieeld, Ridehale, Hanguk-Nippon, Rebel-topia, Tsvetania, The naked people, Linguiniland, Darakin, Escevola, Aywhyou, Moreana, Poopisiya, Volaworand, Sedunn, Techganet, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Fighting Kawi Ninja, New Briantown, Yellunstryer, Potion Seller, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Lambdaland, Isokenzar, Barabarom, Vincent Field, Saciu, Xandev, Kandorith, The Filippinas, Auphelia, Qvait, Nankyoku Tairiku, USNE2018, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Stoniamera, Dasko, Nowa Europa, and 93 others.PenguinPies, Amerion, The Solar System Scope, Aurcania, Drystar, Imperial Duck, Zaelith, Omiri, Fasire, Mapico, Empa Aserium, Noveos, Jennaterra, The Tecorogan Federation, Direwolf1, Abarri, Bear Connors Paradiso, Astraee, Tilipria, Yeldarbsland, Crystal Creation, Madreia, Corgitopiaa, Nueva Alta California, Bleakfoot, Curlyhoward, Terran Draconia, German Hapsburg, Bawkie, Holy Free, Rly8h, North Kanuckistan, Ebonhand, Si-topia, West Pastafaria, InnWorm, Iym Winterless, Anserisa, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, CzechoSlovakishMoravia, Ralphburg, Sau Man Frescher, Nothanksbutseriously, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, The Worst army of, ChickenDome, Elan Sleazebaganno, Kervanosia, Baltenlands, Compli, Marinho Islands, Starsight, Markla, Shefino, Sumalyo, Escanval, Royaltica, Eden Contour, Laamiva, Eareamland, Well F, West Fallows, Trepsit, Odesseen, United States of Vietnam, Efferalt, Vega Naothia, Myness, Kedjens, Midand, NDG, Concrete Slab, Andinla, The Plebeian States, Nookington, East Lodge, Catillos, B H A R A T, White Bananistan, Djalia, Namhines, Coadjuthen, Gecetesse, Western Fardelshufflestein, House Ahsanul, Readymade, Merevane, Philippinia, Delian Gol, New Juan Carlos Land, Ostko, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, and Tepertopia.

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