Population | 16.082 billion |
Capital | Panther Hill |
Leader | Tirell Marksal |
Currency | krona |
Animal | panther |
The Dominion of Wessara is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Tirell Marksal with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.082 billion Wessarans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panther Hill. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Wessaran economy, worth a remarkable 4,359 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 271,102 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, a soldier's body is a temple, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wessara's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Wessara is ranked 296,740th in the world and 1st in Some Peace And Quiet for Fattest Citizens, with 0.92 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Wessara, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Following new legislation in Wessara, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary.
- : Following new legislation in Wessara, a soldier's body is a temple.
- : Following new legislation in Wessara, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten.
- : Following new legislation in Wessara, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
- : Following new legislation in Wessara, demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Wessara, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event.
- : Following new legislation in Wessara, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
- : Following new legislation in Wessara, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in Wessara, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.