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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 147thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 190thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 225th
The Kingdom of
Capitalist Paradise
Our Empire Sails Through The Night
His Majesty King Ullivieri II
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Western Vapia

Population7.76 billion

LeaderHis Majesty King Ullivieri II
FaithVapian Trinitism

AnimalAlpine Grey Wolf

The Kingdom of Western Vapia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by His Majesty King Ullivieri II with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.76 billion Vapians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rovigia. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Vapian economy, worth a remarkable 2,934 trillion Lire a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 378,113 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, voting is voluntary, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, and people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Vapia's national animal is the Alpine Grey Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Vapian Trinitism.

Western Vapia is ranked 231,677th in the world and 8,686th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -312.58 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 147thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 190thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 225thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 238thMost Influential: 489thLargest Black Market: 670thHighest Average Incomes: 972ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 988thRudest Citizens: 997thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,035thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,514thMost Devout: 1,593rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,020thMost Efficient Economies: 2,208thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,302ndTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,495thLargest Governments: 2,743rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,875thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,077thLowest Crime Rates: 4,215thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,285thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,403rdHighest Economic Output: 4,975thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,141stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,219thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,024thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,105thLargest Retail Industry: 7,534thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,960thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,963rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,768thMost Developed: 10,897thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,398thMost Avoided: 11,450thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,867thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 14,452ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,951stMost Stationary: 15,605thSmartest Citizens: 16,320thMost Cultured: 17,107th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 26th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 40th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 43rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 49th in the regionMost Devout: 61st in the regionRudest Citizens: 68th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 78th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 87th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 90th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 131st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 132nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 138th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 145th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 146th in the regionLargest Governments: 148th in the regionMost Influential: 160th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 191st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 191st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 193rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 220th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 225th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 259th in the regionMost Stationary: 350th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 379th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 398th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 413th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 456th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 458th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 480th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 488th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 604th in the regionMost Developed: 658th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 665th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 685th in the regionMost Armed: 766th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 769th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 779th in the regionLargest Populations: 837th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 862nd in the regionMost Cultured: 879th in the region

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