Population | 1.167 billion |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | beaver |
The City of Wetaskiwin is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.167 billion Wetaskiwinians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.
The tiny, moralistic government prioritizes Spirituality, with Defense, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.
The thriving Wetaskiwinian economy, worth 85.5 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 73,272 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.
The Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, comedians who make offensive jokes have their ticket proceeds seized, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, and all guns must be registered. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Wetaskiwin's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Wetaskiwin is ranked 271,037th in the world and 52nd in Terranova for Nudest, with 49.5 cheeks per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Wetaskiwin, all guns must be registered.
- : Following new legislation in Wetaskiwin, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
- : Following new legislation in Wetaskiwin, comedians who make offensive jokes have their ticket proceeds seized.
- : Following new legislation in Wetaskiwin, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.
- : Following new legislation in Wetaskiwin, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
- : Wetaskiwin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Wetaskiwin's influence in Terranova rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Wetaskiwin's influence in Terranova rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Wetaskiwin's influence in Terranova rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Wetaskiwin's influence in Terranova rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".