The Anarcho-Capitalist Ogre Fans of Whereisthatistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by ADemocraticallyElectedDictator with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 29.089 billion Whereisthatistanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rollercoaster Land and Gun Range. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Whereisthatistanian economy, worth an astonishing 13,352 trillion Kalashnikovs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 459,016 Kalashnikovs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Whereisthatistan flights to avoid the pay lavatories, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, and no one is worried about government policies any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Whereisthatistan's national animal is the Opossum, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Whereisthatistan is ranked 241,114^th in the world and 9,978^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -74.36 on the Societal Mobility Rating.