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Most Stationary: 10,649thHighest Economic Output: 12,741stLargest Populations: 13,571st
The Mmmbop of
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Skin on skin, let the love begin
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Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
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White Collar

Population16.502 billion

Currency$$
AnimalDolly Varden

The Mmmbop of White Collar is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 16.502 billion White Collarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 62.3%.

The all-consuming White Collarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,406 trillion $$s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 85,215 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, and bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. White Collar's national animal is the Dolly Varden, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

White Collar is ranked 30,011th in the world and 5th in BLITZKRIEG for Most Developed, scoring 75.4 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Stationary: 10,649thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 12,741stLargest Populations: 13,571stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,546thMost Devout: 18,480thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,651stMost Pacifist: 23,040th
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Most Pacifist: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in White Collar, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters.
  • : Following new legislation in White Collar, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Following new legislation in White Collar, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?".
  • : Following new legislation in White Collar, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
  • : White Collar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in White Collar, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : Following new legislation in White Collar, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
  • : Following new legislation in White Collar, burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine.
  • : Following new legislation in White Collar, Leader is called 'Patches' at international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in White Collar, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".

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