The Neo-Pagan Religion of Wicca is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The High Priestess with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.8 billion Wiccans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Sacred Grove. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Wiccan economy, worth a remarkable 1,977 trillion spells a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,282 spells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Wiccans any less frightened, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, and many in Wicca are born in the purple. Crime is totally unknown. Wicca's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Wicca.

Wicca is ranked 40,359^th in the world and 2,507^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.54 law-abiding acts per hour.