The OCD Bicyclist of Wickedly evil people is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eli with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 35.352 billion Wepeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wickedville. The average income tax rate is 9.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wickedly evil peoplean economy, worth a remarkable 3,221 trillion yuan a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,114 yuan, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

For just a few extra yuan Wepeans can get new driving records with their new cars, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', it's best to decline if Eli offers to buy a round of drinks, and photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Eli. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Wickedly evil people's national animal is the kitty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wickedly evil people is ranked 31,629^th in the world and 735^th in the West Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 54,548.06 Standard Monetary Units.