The Empire of Wie Deutschland is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 814 million Wie Deutschlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Wie Deutschlandian economy, worth 108 trillion Honeys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 133,396 Honeys, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

The native owl population is in permanent hibernation, screams of citizens being "re-educated" echo throughout the rural regions of Wie Deutschland, tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites, and people talk about their libido as if it were an STD. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Wie Deutschland's national animal is the Honey Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wie Deutschland is ranked 168,468^th in the world and 7,768^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 861.11 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.