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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,534thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,640thMost Influential: 3,320th
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Wie Deutschland

Population814 million

CurrencyHoney
AnimalHoney Badger

The Empire of Wie Deutschland is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 814 million Wie Deutschlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Wie Deutschlandian economy, worth 108 trillion Honeys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 133,396 Honeys, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

The native owl population is in permanent hibernation, screams of citizens being "re-educated" echo throughout the rural regions of Wie Deutschland, tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites, and people talk about their libido as if it were an STD. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Wie Deutschland's national animal is the Honey Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wie Deutschland is ranked 168,468th in the world and 7,768th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 861.11 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,534thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,640thTop
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Most Influential: 3,320thMost Avoided: 3,746thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,299thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,399thFattest Citizens: 5,182ndNudest: 6,337thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,519thLargest Retail Industry: 7,369thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,604thLargest Mining Sector: 9,090thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,198thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,646thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,741stMost Corrupt Governments: 10,783rdTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 16,321stLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,395thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,407thHighest Average Incomes: 18,558thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,911thMost Efficient Economies: 22,056th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 41st in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 111th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 150th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 151st in the regionFattest Citizens: 187th in the regionNudest: 223rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 257th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 358th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 370th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 375th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 378th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 387th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 401st in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 541st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 619th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 752nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 850th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 854th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 889th in the regionMost Influential: 959th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 975th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wie Deutschland, people talk about their libido as if it were an STD.
  • : Following new legislation in Wie Deutschland, tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Wie Deutschland, screams of citizens being "re-educated" echo throughout the rural regions of Wie Deutschland.
  • : Following new legislation in Wie Deutschland, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation.
  • : Following new legislation in Wie Deutschland, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer.
  • : Wie Deutschland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Wie Deutschland was endorsed by The Constitutional Dicatatorship of Religioncord.
  • : Wie Deutschland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Embassy"".
  • : Following new legislation in Wie Deutschland, children happily laugh and play on their way to school during air-raids.
  • : Following new legislation in Wie Deutschland, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 146 » Dreadton, Koda-Land, Lulubellia, Otakus and Weebs, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Corfad, Orado, Interdimensional Zone, The Rhein States, Ravendi, Imperial Pieserged, Fauzjhia, Crusadam, Votak Matim, Hamerica, North Bratislava, Hardscrabble, Zzozona, Yaorozu, Notyoutopia, Sundred, Shibutani, Guer Aike, Territorio di Nessuno, Aerilia, Newpromisedland, Yellops, Sevinland, The Tampa Bay Rays, Empy, Navsland, Brucklania, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Andexia, Slyakanya, Odelinor, Great Bights Mum, Selfgradatude, Xipher, Nodnarb, Loutsland, Pytong, Seenvorland, Kocherian, Former English Colony, Kranostav, Siwale, Heilhum Imperius, The Pantheons, and 96 others.New Lakemba, Cretox State, Valentine Z, Tvers, Omnistria, Yokciq Empire, Dar es Saalam, Kragsgale, Sunto, Sikol, Climeria, Draconian Progression, Joodey, Pasargad, Wineclaw, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Republica Guilleana, Seijitsu, Colfes, 1 very fast endotarter, Blyskalia, Sil Dorsett, Port Naga, El Fiji Grande, Frances Francis the First of France, Ethnon, Star Kingdom, Patrician, Maratabat, Venicea, Holy Oranz, The Iron Lions, United Kahndaq, Godwanna, Bharathvarsh, Libertania Democratica, Svenskskit, Strongwill, The Serdey Islands, His Enduring Majesty, Illusia and Neverendia, Xagill, Pallaith, Xentherida, Dabarastan, Hyphen, Runeda, Planes, The Endless Eventide, Zyvetskistaahn, Madjack, Shadowrik, The Mazur Empire, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Nalver And, Daiz, Shinjuku tokyo 0, McMasterdonia, Wilkshire, Kromi, Moubarakistan, Chips and Guac, Vesteysia, Barabolia, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Clan Spaniel, Zemnaya Svoboda, Travislavania, Figyjharli, Svenskan, Maott, Wapistan, Sanjurika, Trumpski, Dangine, Questann, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Simone Republic, Tyirza, Super Girl, Ice and Tinian, Xyrron, Centrialand, Uzbek Khan, Randomcountryland, Healiopolis, Northern Roman Republic, Aryan Homeland, BTProductions, Steampunk Ariel, Alexander the Magnus, Mon Island, and Religioncord.

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