The Holy Empire of Wilcoxia is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, avowedly heterosexual populace, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.783 billion Wilcoxians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wilcoxia city. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Wilcoxian economy, worth 161 trillion Gallonds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is 90,743 Gallonds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

There's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Poenixes and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, the Wilcoxian war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners, and teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wilcoxia's national animal is the Poenix, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Wilcoxia is ranked 22,986^th in the world and 1,197^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,600.33 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.