by Max Barry

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Most Rebellious Youth: 136thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 144thMost Influential: 345th
The Deluded Hypocrisy of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
The Map is Not the Territory
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
World Benchmark

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Population33.294 billion

Currencymud patty

The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.294 billion Wisconsotans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Wisconsotan economy, worth a remarkable 3,230 trillion mud patties a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,034 mud patties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Wisconsotan language, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Wisconsotan radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime is totally unknown. Wisconsota's national animal is the bapher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wisconsota is ranked 143,248th in the world and 6,485th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 31.89 on the Rand Index.

Most Rebellious Youth: 136thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 144thMost Influential: 345thSmartest Citizens: 780thMost Beautiful Environments: 814thHighest Average Tax Rates: 832ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,265thLargest Populations: 1,269thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,349thLargest Governments: 1,565thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,582ndMost Pacifist: 1,841stTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,308thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,807thNicest Citizens: 2,835thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,914thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,166thHighest Economic Output: 3,681stBest Weather: 3,759thSafest: 3,964thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,994thMost Cultured: 4,198thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,212thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,643rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,014thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,450thMost Inclusive: 6,922ndTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 10,514thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,499thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,593rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,835thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,003rdMost Politically Free: 20,106th
Most Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 39th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 46th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 49th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 67th in the regionLargest Governments: 78th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 83rd in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 98th in the regionMost Influential: 99th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 107th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 108th in the regionMost Pacifist: 123rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 132nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 169th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 181st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 193rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 202nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 203rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 207th in the regionBest Weather: 214th in the regionMost Cultured: 215th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 220th in the regionSafest: 220th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 281st in the regionMost Inclusive: 430th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 477th in the regionTop
Nudest: 497th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 517th in the regionMost Politically Free: 573rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 732nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 746th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 782nd in the region

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