The Erudite Scholars of Wisdoms and Knowledges is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Council of Equaitons and Expressions with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 2.028 billion Wisdomians and Knowledgians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wisdomia. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wisdomian and Knowledgian economy, worth 266 trillion iq units a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,256 iq units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wisdoms and Knowledges's national animal is the snowy owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Algebra or Geometry.

Wisdoms and Knowledges is ranked 5,870^th in the world and 182^nd in The East Pacific for Best Weather, with 285 Meters Of Sunlight.