The Republic of Wisty Likespammer 1 is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 414 million Wisty Likespammers are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 22.5%.

The Wisty Likespammer economy, worth 17.9 trillion Likes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 43,273 Likes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Wisty Likespammer 1 City's playgrounds. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wisty Likespammer 1's national animal is the Huh Dog.

Wisty Likespammer 1 is ranked 300,195^th in the world and 6,257^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -10.39 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.