by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 195thMost Influential: 407thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,810th
The Federation of
Democratic Socialists
You Can't Stop Progress
Michael Collins
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Wit Noreis

Population1.695 billion

LeaderMichael Collins


The Federation of Wit Noreis is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Michael Collins with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.695 billion Wit Noreisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noreistosia. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wit Noreisian economy, worth 209 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 123,627 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, Michael Collins panders to nontraditional families, Wit Noreis's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, and children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wit Noreis's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Wit Noreis is ranked 194,274th in the world and 8,446th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -321.96 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 195thMost Influential: 407thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,810thSafest: 3,171stMost Pacifist: 3,424thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,607thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,763rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,471stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,870thNicest Citizens: 6,080thMost Inclusive: 6,332ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,743rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,745thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,018thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,143rdMost Developed: 8,204thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,657thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,959thBest Weather: 9,048thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,163rdHighest Poor Incomes: 9,273rdLowest Crime Rates: 9,274thLargest Governments: 9,297thHealthiest Citizens: 9,891stTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 10,359thMost Secular: 10,533rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,074thSmartest Citizens: 11,666thMost Cultured: 13,107thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,581stMost Subsidized Industry: 15,211thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,096thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,427thMost Income Equality: 18,109thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,545th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 103rd in the regionMost Influential: 119th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 152nd in the regionSafest: 179th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 180th in the regionMost Pacifist: 211th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 216th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 274th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 309th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 331st in the regionNicest Citizens: 345th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 355th in the regionMost Inclusive: 395th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 407th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 449th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 453rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 455th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 463rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 474th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 477th in the regionMost Developed: 492nd in the regionBest Weather: 500th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 508th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 518th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 545th in the regionMost Secular: 574th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 589th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 607th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 644th in the regionMost Cultured: 644th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 731st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 734th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 743rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 879th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wit Noreis was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Iron Cladia.
  • : Following new legislation in Wit Noreis, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Wit Noreis, Wit Noreis's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Wit Noreis, Michael Collins panders to nontraditional families.
  • : Following new legislation in Wit Noreis, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • : Following new legislation in Wit Noreis, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them.
  • : Following new legislation in Wit Noreis, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in Wit Noreis, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in Wit Noreis, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private.
  • : Wit Noreis was endorsed by The Republic of Santalcine.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 410 » Orado, McMasterdonia, Pallaith, Territorio di Nessuno, Shibutani, Pazair, The Rhein States, Loutsland, Yaorozu, PlanetPunk, Runeda, Guer Aike, Great Bights Mum, Glurponia, Sundred, Steampunk Ariel, Corfad, Viridiann, Sunto, Dreadton, Interdimensional Zone, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, Koda-Land, Vincone Cae, 1 very fast endotarter, Zumlandia, Newpromisedland, Notyoutopia, Ravendi, Ethnon, Zyvetskistaahn, Kranostav, Holy Oranz, Siwale, Abject Ludicrosity, Selfgradatude, United Kahndaq, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Wineclaw, Dabarastan, Frances Francis the First of France, Seenvorland, Xentherida, The Tampa Bay Rays, Bearical, Wisconsota, Trillius, Daiz, Shadowrik, and 360 others.Valhalla123, Empy, Sil Dorsett, Partax, El Fiji Grande, The Iron Lions, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Praeceps, Valentine Z, Volstokn, Wilkshire, Cobleck Weleis, Fendlium, Gnomewatchers, Ereena, Napnomadia, Kasazzastan, Hamerica, Loli County, Merconitonitopia, Arlens Apartment, East Supple Lund, Karazan, Moubarakistan, Serendipita Martia, Xagill, Noahs Second Country, Dakota Territories, Zokk, Zecit, Tachycardia, Novaray, Arimbia, South Almyra, Prydania, Montarc, Western Vapia, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, Aetulia, British Pacific Islands, Fizban, Lorigia, Universal State Formula, PotatoFarmers, Woodsend, Hyphen, Greater Maharlikans, Cape Flower, Yokciq Empire, The New Communist Republic Of States, Texas States, Humptalumpta, Dicko, Lucedeia, The Austro Germanic Union, Palmasas, Immenium, Gilakistan, New Jamgra, Jovian Knights, SORT, Chazagha, Walter Jackson, Solmetria, Quentiam Viventem, Xyrron, Detrivania, New Lakemba, Chukstik Illahi, AAA Provisional Empire, Tarr-Nation, Pleroma Sans Romans, Minuda, Preble, Olofin, United States of Americanas, Ihese, Advancia-Sizzletown, Azzarel, Old Emporia, Soviet Terran, Kappacon, The Greylands, Ausnakulia, Centromuria, Wooleystan, Greater Pittsburgh, Drutopia Insomnia, Freyford, Grue, Khoik, Mordonerea, Fredericksborg, Miamington, Supreme Leader Hadrian, The Most Freedom Ever, Psychotic Vegans, Fel Imass, Unsophisticate, New Octicarg, Fascist Democracy, The Sinclarian Provinces, The Stratosphere Islands, Malta Comino Gozo, Arquadea, Amblegreserland, Alamei, Asgardira, TJUN-ia, United States of Medford, Antiyard, Central Ryal, Casiato, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Chatheatinamopia, Itallitopia, Omnistria, Kelvaros Prime, David Davidson, North Armatas, Lower Asia West, The Bureaucratic Territories, Anne Hathaway, The English Alliance, Rhelmwych, The Sansvich, Moose repupblic, United Federation of Technocrats, Dopeland420, Independent Halls, Manticore utopia, Vexilia, Vivanco, Sile Maungistan, Sunaiya, Panama Coalition, Hollow Temple, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Lyethlenora, North Novkia, Anungu, MiaryBhalzhack, Singamadri, Free Culture, The Discipled, Ataraxia Somnia, The Windmilluminati, Vauquelin, Godwanna, The Real Ram Ranch, Cors Evia, Nationeer, Marmiedon, Iceland People, Lemonbiscuits, Aeurithianar, Alice Gardens, Potatolandium, Newam, The Endless Eventide, Necromonia, BrightFutures, Diodone, Phualand, Tianqing, Joodey, Calamazo, Vesuva, VietAnhland, Dylanana, Ice and Tinian, Blackphir, Neo Colorado, Terban Kedah, Revolutionary Sealand, Votak Matim, KhalChicken, Rad Lads, Clan Spaniel, Vernest Quill, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Pradovnia, The Lancerian Empire, Prevaland, Crader, Plangainer, Westinor, Nistriabar, Maott, Varola, Aeolist, Abonland, Unshleepd, Nisastria, Irishvan, Schnuftelland, Aurelia I, Eschatosia, The True Frog, LostLegion, Greater New America, Avastate, Aingard, Wurplestan, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Alyrria, The Pantheons, Zixu, Korovan Isles, Zeternia, Astronomical, Solimun, Fauzjhia, Oceanialia, Mesopotama, The Serdey Islands, Fayyayid, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, Zzozona, Termathe, I Like Killing people, Former English Colony, Libertania Democratica, The Calabash Protectorate, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Kocherian, Montinario, Asoc lon, Yalgora, Innocentic, Seanat, Brucklania, R libanon, Eywaan, Picairn, Cartero, Colonies of Free Temeria, YEET LMAO, Camikistan, Copola, Mystiquelle, Cartures, Dangine, Frieszia, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Yellops, Falkendel, Eurochina, The United States of Nuclear Weapons, Arizona Zervas, Harveney, Tukayyiad, Navsland, Zimmerdachen, Phoronu, Brifranssia, Tottenian-Arsenia, Purpose, Rafiland, Hopsin, New Avian, Paul Pasch, Aoncarpa, Democratie, Arichia, Solskjar, Palisede, Wolvenland, Highton Islands, Damsmel, Changjo, Solcius, Simone Republic, Ihsan, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Pokemanland, Kragsgale, Principia Mathematica, Amerian States, Sisang, Astal Aavors, Illusia and Neverendia, Andexia, WeKnow, Diplomasqi, SparkleMinds, Embauba, Teg, The New Trumpland, Tangrene, Cosamaloapan, Zemper Macro, Neo Cheese Empire, Phire Fric, Entecavir, The Ricebenders, Gweithwyr, Kingdom of Witcheria, Buckhem, Basedania, Mouva Crishia, Nichigo Sebe, Ultra777, U S Eh, Eastern Cous Empria, Therizia, Heilhum Imperius, Lulubellia, Harjad, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Shizzy, Nouvelle-Floride, Outer Shenendoah, Glanst, Comfed, Amprak, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, Elvoreto, South Baba, Gozenka, Gainesixtan, North Unity, Lanlanland, Triado, Bend Mai, Tolopel, Sardona, Animu Place, ArizonaRepublic, The Hellcatian Empire, Multius, Verytas, Rimausean, Gambosnia and Herzegoman, Orogonia, Hardscrabble, Axolotlus, United Lokkia, Tyirza, New Tronia, Feelonia, Why Seriously, Siglakan, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Caaria, Rozarus, The Great Imperial Roman Empire, Camus Orwell, French Bananastan, Ramiru, Pleasuretown, Xarrel, Santalcine, and Iron Cladia.

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