The Grand Duchy of Wizardonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Arch-Mage Mario with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.312 billion Wizardonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sorceria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wizardonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,738 trillion Sigils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 374,754 Sigils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Wizardonian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, and third world countries are rich in "I Love Sorceria" t-shirts. Crime is totally unknown. Wizardonia's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Wizardonia is ranked 175,017^th in the world and 6,841^st in The East Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring -71 on the Rand Index.