The Grand Duchy of Wizardonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Arch-Mage Mario with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.769 billion Wizardonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sorceria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wizardonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,942 trillion Sigils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 376,840 Sigils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, most ambassadors from Wizardonia retire only a few years after being appointed, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, and the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. Crime is totally unknown. Wizardonia's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Wizardonia is ranked 61,117^th in the world and 2,223^rd in The East Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 2,122.15 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.