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Most Secular: 9thSmartest Citizens: 59thMost Cultured: 115th
The Grand Duchy of
Left-wing Utopia
Magic is the true power of the world
Arch-Mage Mario
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population15.312 billion

LeaderArch-Mage Mario


The Grand Duchy of Wizardonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Arch-Mage Mario with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.312 billion Wizardonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sorceria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wizardonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,738 trillion Sigils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 374,754 Sigils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Wizardonian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, and third world countries are rich in "I Love Sorceria" t-shirts. Crime is totally unknown. Wizardonia's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Wizardonia is ranked 175,017th in the world and 6,841st in The East Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring -71 on the Rand Index.

Most Secular: 9thSmartest Citizens: 59thMost Cultured: 115thMost Pacifist: 147thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 166thLargest Publishing Industry: 168thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 204thMost Advanced Public Education: 210thHighest Poor Incomes: 232ndNicest Citizens: 241stLeast Corrupt Governments: 252ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 254thMost Inclusive: 257thMost Scientifically Advanced: 273rdMost Beautiful Environments: 280thMost Cheerful Citizens: 285thLargest Information Technology Sector: 338thLargest Governments: 432ndMost Efficient Economies: 479thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 489thMost Developed: 550thSafest: 575thLowest Crime Rates: 585thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 595thHighest Average Tax Rates: 599thLongest Average Lifespans: 625thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 860thHighest Average Incomes: 933rdHealthiest Citizens: 968thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,218thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,305thHighest Economic Output: 1,386thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,511thMost Influential: 1,614thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,130thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,133rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,268thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,506thMost Stationary: 6,116thBest Weather: 7,528thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,078thTop
Largest Populations: 12,627thLargest Retail Industry: 14,207thMost Income Equality: 20,432nd
Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 32nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 34th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 40th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 50th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 55th in the regionMost Influential: 67th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 85th in the regionLargest Populations: 85th in the regionMost Stationary: 96th in the regionBest Weather: 215th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 241st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 414th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wizardonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, third world countries are rich in "I Love Sorceria" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Wizardonian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.
  • : Wizardonia endorsed The Armed Republic of Survivoristan.
  • : Wizardonia was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Survivoristan.
  • : Wizardonia endorsed The Commonwealth of Chriona.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 160 » A Slanted Black Stripe, Mundiferrum, New Leganes, Brotherland, Propwash, Elejamie, Goodnamesarerare, Axdel, Kangarawa, Roliganistan, Federated States of Zootron, Davinhia, Asendavia, Arkantis, Galve, Slui, The Romanum Legio, ReeK, Am Echad, H-Zhena, New Birblands, Ridann, Akorial, Sansangra, Amjedia, Wiranath, Riveraland, Socialist Holy American Empire, Arcanama, VW53Aland, Mastariere, Soirwren, Qui sequuntur somnia, Someseni, Peryn, Headpat Central, Lyontisia, Slys Paws, Dark Edgyness, Euricanis, Hizuru, British Calradia, Republic of Berzerkistan, Squid Ruinosa, Broengtopia, Neruch, Bullpups, Indrapore, United China Nation, BearStackof2015, and 110 others.Wane, The United Asian Republics, Stellar Colonies, New Terabithia, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, CheeseBurrito, Kalaratri, ArenaC, The New Wisconsin Empire, Kilkire, The United Neo American Union, Chubaka, Rhealaliit, Enlil, Dreamersistan, Libertanny, Liberstankonia, Grossvietnam, Stanisiti, La xinga, Vilit Umanstan, Matdor, Eagas, Brethren, Marrabuk, Under Sea Desert, Servants of Gizmo, Dragons Blood, Merlovich, The Death Syndicate, Evrigenis, Modra, Volkarai, Monix, Rainbow Vests, Interdimensional Waifus, Tawuse, Stumptopia, Dolielmarth, Zukchiva, Barfleur, Pakitsk, Talitoa, Ripsylvania, Waldenes, New South Hope, Republic of New India, Calbee, Quartzland, Tretrid, Freedomindia, Antserso, Todd McCloud, Coruh, Rohanland, Ayaupia, Tassirion, Greater New Cassandra, Blobbo, Lingu, Acronis, East Shire, Pureian, The Three States of Fortuna, Virgoliaendorses, Raunch, United Dirtpile, Staynes, The Argos Federation, Peoples Republic of GG, Belora Gyles, SecularNorth, RealDealGG1, Chalan, Camdyn Islands, Arilokina, TM-Jesselton, Yossito II, Khadah, Distro-Spartica, Sokala, Eudinity, Tseriesiscoming, Technocratic Tagalog, Syriusz, Puelo, Aivintis, Woodsind, Pekweng, The Eternal Land of Jong, Azureano, Jakubonia, Mays Austrian Nation, Quinto Piano, Saint Makerlot Que, Sovietsoyuz, Oofery, Imprisoned Freeman, Washingtonian Order, Filipopol, Rythawelerzi, A mean old man, Grey Haven of Tauraucania, BuciLand, Layngderfleethe, Centrical Union, Nevertopia, Santa Dystopia, Chriona, and Survivoristan.

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