The Grand Duchy of Wizardonia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arch-Mage Mario with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.834 billion Wizardonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sorceria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wizardonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,617 trillion Sigils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 359,805 Sigils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, they say that Wizardonians made a dessert and called it peace, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime is totally unknown. Wizardonia's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Arcane Magick.

Wizardonia is ranked 8^th in the world and 1^st in The East Pacific for Most Secular, with 99.44 Atheism Rate.