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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,627thMost Influential: 7,060thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,997th
The United States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population290 million


The United States of Woodsind is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 290 million Melodies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Defense, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 23.5%.

The strong Woodsindian economy, worth 17.3 trillion Shawties a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 59,607 Shawties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-government web sites are springing up, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, and parole board directors light up a joint before telling hash-brownie baking grannies that they have to stay behind bars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Woodsind's national animal is the Cat.

Woodsind is ranked 145,109th in the world and 5,799th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.22 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,627thTop
Most Influential: 7,060thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 14,997thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,806th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 119th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 425th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 496th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 668th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 712th in the region

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