The Most Serene Republic of Wooloo Unitedstrtes is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Jim Pickens with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.196 billion Wooloo Unitedstrtesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novorossilkovo. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Wooloo Unitedstrtesian economy, worth 543 trillion WOOPS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 247,458 WOOPS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, Wooloo Unitedstrtesians believe manners maketh the leader, and it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wooloo Unitedstrtes's national animal is the Wooloo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Wooloo Unitedstrtes endorsed The Federal Republic of Paradeavenlisian States.
- : Wooloo Unitedstrtes endorsed The Democratic Republic of Tachycardia.
- : Wooloo Unitedstrtes was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Paradeavenlisian States.
- : Wooloo Unitedstrtes was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Tachycardia.
- : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage.
- : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Wooloo Unitedstrtesians believe manners maketh the leader.
- : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
- : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service.
- : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
- : Wooloo Unitedstrtes was endorsed by The Empire of Teothopia.
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