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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 758thMost Influential: 1,150thMost Secular: 1,240th
The Most Serene Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Smoke weed everyday
Jim Pickens
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Wooloo Unitedstrtes

Population2.196 billion

LeaderJim Pickens


The Most Serene Republic of Wooloo Unitedstrtes is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Jim Pickens with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.196 billion Wooloo Unitedstrtesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novorossilkovo. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wooloo Unitedstrtesian economy, worth 543 trillion WOOPS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 247,458 WOOPS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, Wooloo Unitedstrtesians believe manners maketh the leader, and it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wooloo Unitedstrtes's national animal is the Wooloo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wooloo Unitedstrtes is ranked 219,509th in the world and 8,876th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.74 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 758thMost Influential: 1,150thMost Secular: 1,240thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,015thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,122ndTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,530thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,544thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,814thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,895thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,461stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,610thHighest Average Incomes: 3,635thLowest Crime Rates: 4,543rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,554thLargest Governments: 5,000thMost Efficient Economies: 5,060thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,093rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,172ndLargest Black Market: 5,856thMost Developed: 5,984thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,052ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,296thMost Cultured: 7,379thSmartest Citizens: 7,610thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,930thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,229thLargest Retail Industry: 8,500thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,091stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,223rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,554thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,519thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,884thTop
Most Inclusive: 12,088thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,890thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,593rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,923rd
Most Secular: 77th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 79th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 101st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 102nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 112th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 125th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 151st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 169th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 213th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 244th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 246th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 250th in the regionLargest Black Market: 263rd in the regionLargest Governments: 274th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 276th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 292nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 300th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 300th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 344th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 364th in the regionMost Developed: 369th in the regionMost Cultured: 373rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 420th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 441st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 442nd in the regionMost Influential: 443rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 464th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 501st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 508th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 597th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 614th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 696th in the regionMost Inclusive: 709th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 734th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 744th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 754th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 831st in the region

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