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Largest Retail Industry: 755th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 781st Largest Soda Pop Sector: 821st
The Kingdom of
Capitalizt
Woo! Woo! Woo!
King
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Woooah

Population9.225 billion

CapitalLiberty City
LeaderKing

CurrencyWoo
AnimalGerman Shepherd

The Kingdom of Woooah is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by King with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 9.225 billion Woooahians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty City. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Woooahian economy, worth a remarkable 1,820 trillion Woos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 197,394 Woos, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly. Crime is totally unknown. Woooah's national animal is the German Shepherd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Woooah is ranked 24,125th in the world and 1,026th in The East Pacific for Most Devout, with 1,095.87 Prayers Per Hour.

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1%
Largest Retail Industry: 755thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 781stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 821stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 876thRudest Citizens: 1,257thTop
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,694thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,235thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,428thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,514thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,237thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,326thFattest Citizens: 3,423rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,763rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,959thHighest Drug Use: 6,497thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,823rdHighest Economic Output: 7,011thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,783rdTop
10%
Largest Gambling Industry: 8,617thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,227thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,902ndMost Beautiful Environments: 14,060thSmartest Citizens: 16,209th
Top
1%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 27th in the regionRudest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 40th in the regionFattest Citizens: 59th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 61st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 67th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 73rd in the regionTop
5%
Highest Drug Use: 84th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 95th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 118th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 121st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 124th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 199th in the regionLargest Populations: 221st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 257th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 280th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 312th in the regionMost Stationary: 361st in the regionLargest Black Market: 361st in the regionTop
10%
Most Beautiful Environments: 399th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 424th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 470th in the regionMost Armed: 487th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 495th in the regionBest Weather: 528th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 575th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 590th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 654th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 728th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Woooah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Woooah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Woooah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Woooah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Woooah, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly.
  • : Following new legislation in Woooah, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
  • : Following new legislation in Woooah, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.
  • : Woooah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Woooah, clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture.
  • : Following new legislation in Woooah, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.

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