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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,495th Rudest Citizens: 1,885th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,206th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Wooooah!
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Wooooah

Population3.908 billion

CurrencyWoo
AnimalGerman Shepherd

The Empire of Wooooah is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.908 billion Wooooahians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 17.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wooooahian economy, worth 705 trillion Woos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 180,478 Woos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

There's a bright dawn ahead for Wooooah, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", a formerly quiet little town is now booming as both a cult centre and a tourist attraction, and the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills. Crime is totally unknown. Wooooah's national animal is the German Shepherd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wooooah is ranked 14,056th in the world and 757th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 313.13 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Top
1%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,495thTop
5%
Rudest Citizens: 1,885thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,206thLargest Retail Industry: 2,385thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,981stMost Rebellious Youth: 4,871stFattest Citizens: 5,952ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,716thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,761stTop
10%
Most Efficient Economies: 8,891stLargest Black Market: 11,309thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,339thHighest Drug Use: 13,662ndMost Developed: 13,678thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,056thMost Devout: 14,271stMost Beautiful Environments: 14,864thMost Cultured: 15,883rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,946thSmartest Citizens: 16,060thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,834th
Top
1%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 54th in the regionTop
5%
Rudest Citizens: 112th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 123rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 127th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 166th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 194th in the regionFattest Citizens: 205th in the regionLargest Black Market: 309th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 379th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 391st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 400th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Drug Use: 523rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 556th in the regionMost Stationary: 573rd in the regionMost Devout: 654th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 679th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 687th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 707th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 757th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 763rd in the regionMost Developed: 769th in the regionMost Cultured: 784th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 787th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 850th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 857th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 858th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wooooah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Wooooah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Wooooah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Wooooah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Wooooah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Wooooah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Wooooah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes and Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Wooooah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Wooooah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Wooooah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.

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