The People's Republic of Wopruthien2 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 25.018 billion Wopruthien2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 48.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Wopruthien2ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,799 trillion credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,892 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech, nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue, and graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wopruthien2's national animal is the panda pope, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Wopruthien2 is ranked 55,338^th in the world and 1^st in Wopruthien for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.8 law-abiding acts per hour.