The Christmas Present Elf Santa of Wymondham is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Wym with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.229 billion Wymondhamians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Wymondham. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wymondhamian economy, worth a remarkable 1,231 trillion Scarabs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,650 Scarabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Old Wymondham, and convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wymondham's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Friendship.

Wymondham is ranked 138,684^th in the world and 5,012^th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 681.46 on the Societal Mobility Rating.