Population | 4.573 billion |
Currency | Xaera |
Animal | Velvet Plumed Cave Lemur |
The Armed Republic of Xaeralto is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.573 billion Xaeraltoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Xaeraltoan economy, worth 501 trillion Xaeras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 109,770 Xaeras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy, sex changes are routinely performed at Xaeralto's hospitals, and parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xaeralto's national animal is the Velvet Plumed Cave Lemur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Xaeralto is ranked 171,915th in the world and 1,213th in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 94.49614091132 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Xaeralto was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in Xaeralto, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs.
- : Following new legislation in Xaeralto, sex changes are routinely performed at Xaeralto's hospitals.
- : Following new legislation in Xaeralto, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy.
- : Following new legislation in Xaeralto, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off.
- : Following new legislation in Xaeralto, they who do not work shall not eat.
- : Following new legislation in Xaeralto, builders across Xaeralto are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
- : Following new legislation in Xaeralto, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
- : Xaeralto was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Xaeralto, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.