The Kingdom of Xarmtryc Kingdom is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, digital currency, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working population of 8.03 billion Xarmtryc Kingdomians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xarmtryc Kingdomian economy, worth a remarkable 1,065 trillion Xelors a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 132,637 Xelors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, Xarmtryc Kingdomian diplomacy is by the book, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, and beggars lack pockets for spare change. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xarmtryc Kingdom's national animal is the Astalos, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xarmtryc Kingdom is ranked 948^th in the world and 56^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.76 law-abiding acts per hour.