The Eternal Land of Xarrel is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Zacaroth with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.503 billion Xarrelians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rakatet. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Xarrelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,039 trillion Debens a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,914 Debens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, the official Xarrelian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xarrel's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Ogdoad.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Xarrel, the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up.
- : Following new legislation in Xarrel, the official Xarrelian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
- : Following new legislation in Xarrel, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
- : Xarrel was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Paradeavenlisian States.
- : Xarrel was endorsed by The Empire of Teothopia.
- : Xarrel was endorsed by The Empire of Rising Sakura.
- : Following new legislation in Xarrel, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
- : Following new legislation in Xarrel, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
- : Following new legislation in Xarrel, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs.
- : Following new legislation in Xarrel, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing.
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