by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 791stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 960thBest Weather: 1,289th
The Eternal Land of
Father Knows Best State
If you search for the laws of harmony, you will find kn
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.503 billion

FaithThe Ogdoad


The Eternal Land of Xarrel is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Zacaroth with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.503 billion Xarrelians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rakatet. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Xarrelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,039 trillion Debens a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,914 Debens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, the official Xarrelian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xarrel's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Ogdoad.

Xarrel is ranked 4,026th in the world and 216th in The North Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 43.62 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most Secular: 791stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 960thBest Weather: 1,289thMost Influential: 1,437thHealthiest Citizens: 1,747thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,870thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,088thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,118thMost Developed: 2,239thLowest Crime Rates: 2,243rdTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,380thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,400thMost Efficient Economies: 3,093rdSmartest Citizens: 3,501stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,903rdLargest Governments: 4,026thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,208thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,635thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,979thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,321stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,749thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,141stMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,483rdMost Advanced Public Education: 6,867thHighest Average Incomes: 8,060thNicest Citizens: 8,106thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,693rdMost Corrupt Governments: 9,157thMost Pacifist: 9,643rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,753rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,917thMost Inclusive: 10,090thTop
Safest: 12,195thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,335thMost Cultured: 13,703rdLargest Publishing Industry: 14,185thHighest Economic Output: 17,917th
Most Secular: 42nd in the regionBest Weather: 93rd in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 111th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 125th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 130th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 132nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 139th in the regionMost Developed: 140th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 141st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 146th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 191st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 196th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 209th in the regionLargest Governments: 216th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 258th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 283rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 290th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 302nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 344th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 359th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 373rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 373rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 386th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 389th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 393rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 413th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 451st in the regionNicest Citizens: 458th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 517th in the regionMost Pacifist: 566th in the regionMost Influential: 576th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 577th in the regionMost Inclusive: 599th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 629th in the regionMost Cultured: 700th in the regionSafest: 707th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 709th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Xarrel, the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up.
  • : Following new legislation in Xarrel, the official Xarrelian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Following new legislation in Xarrel, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
  • : Xarrel was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Paradeavenlisian States.
  • : Xarrel was endorsed by The Empire of Teothopia.
  • : Xarrel was endorsed by The Empire of Rising Sakura.
  • : Following new legislation in Xarrel, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Xarrel, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
  • : Following new legislation in Xarrel, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Xarrel, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 195 » Dar es Saalam, Yaorozu, Corfad, Aerilia, Dreadton, Votak Matim, Guer Aike, Hamerica, Cretox State, Sikol, Nationeer, Newpromisedland, Zzozona, Prydania, Shibutani, Koda-Land, Heilhum Imperius, The Rhein States, Runeda, Holy Oranz, Territorio di Nessuno, The Iron Lions, Ethnon, Siwale, WeKnow, Morover, New Lakemba, Eywaan, Empy, Brucklania, The Tampa Bay Rays, McMasterdonia, Omnistria, Kragsgale, Vincone Cae, Republica Guilleana, Selfgradatude, El Fiji Grande, Amerian States, Notyoutopia, Loutsland, Harjad, Xyrron, Eri-Maqa-Ena, 1 very fast endotarter, Illusia and Neverendia, Daiz, Sil Dorsett, Frances Francis the First of France, Wineclaw, and 145 others.Pallaith, Shadowrik, Outer Shenendoah, Lulubellia, Valentine Z, North Bratislava, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Ravendi, Chips and Guac, Joevala, Aeolist, Sunto, Hardscrabble, Unsophisticate, Highton Islands, Kranostav, Merconitonitopia, Xagill, Orado, A Salmon Named Harold, Godwanna, Libertania Democratica, Xipher, Great Bights Mum, Simone Republic, Wilkshire, Draconian Progression, Liminyj, Solcius, Innocentic, Seanat, Madjack, Yokciq Empire, Former English Colony, Joodey, Zemper Macro, PotatoFarmers, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Pytong, Seenvorland, United Kahndaq, Bankowiata, Venicea, Pope Saint Peter the Apostle, PEG, The Stratosphere Islands, Sevinland, Malta Comino Gozo, Imperial Pieserged, The Pantheons, Pasargad, Yellops, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Kristalmaan, Jovian Knights, Demo Troplenia, Crusadam, The Serdey Islands, Slyakanya, East Akra, Odelinor, Strongwill, The Pleiads, Nodnarb, Chukstik Illahi, Ellbonnia, Climeria, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Star Kingdom, Galbadiana, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, Glurponia, Wisconsota, His Enduring Majesty, Darkmondoria, Mon Island, Xentherida, Morgul, Planes, Zyvetskistaahn, Super Girl, The Endless Eventide, The Mazur Empire, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Testnation223, Kromi, Moubarakistan, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Vesteysia, Clan Spaniel, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Figyjharli, Zemnaya Svoboda, Maott, Wapistan, Svenskan, Dangine, Travislavania, Siforpeo, Tyirza, Aryan Homeland, TyGerria, Steampunk Ariel, Korean-Joseon, Tsandonown, Defense For The World Assembly, Libvillia, Ariele, Greater Ale Permars, Drash Mannistan, Novremia, Card Kingdom, Jaxikistan, Gafflebag, Sopernia, Bearical, Fizban, Nova Arcania, Unshleepd, Muqatil, Capablanca, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Lionia, Logovets, The Calabash Protectorate, United Soviet State of North Amerika, Nimarya, Pazair, Que Lukustinardon, Zapiron, Palgo, Tringapore, Sahriastan, New Celoveniortan, Dabarastan, AmManies, Praeceps, Rising Sakura, Teothopia, and Paradeavenlisian States.

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