|Capital||Kys B'Hang💋City of Beasts|
|Leader||Immortal MC Patron Mack Brahm Bärvolk|
The Banished SYNᱹ of Xemja is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Immortal MC Patron Mack Brahm Bärvolk with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.755 billion synths sapiens and zoanthropes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kys B'Hang💋City of Beasts. The average income tax rate is 20.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Freebooter economy, worth 339 trillion ฿are฿acks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 193,366 ฿are฿acks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Cremation is compulsory for the deceased, foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love Immortal MC Patron Mack Brahm Bärvolk, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, and the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Xemja's national animal is the painted cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bacchic Mysteries.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Xemja was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Xemja was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Point Comfort Colony.
- : Following new legislation in Xemja, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands.
- : Following new legislation in Xemja, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
- : Following new legislation in Xemja, foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love Immortal MC Patron Mack Brahm Bärvolk.
- : Following new legislation in Xemja, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
- : Following new legislation in Xemja, a new apartment is worth a thousand betrayals.
- : Following new legislation in Xemja, police nightsticks see use all day long.
- : Following new legislation in Xemja, frat-house partying has become the national pastime.
- : Following new legislation in Xemja, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
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