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Highest Crime Rates: 780thMost Armed: 1,094thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,248th
The Banished SYNᱹ of
Father Knows Best State
NationStates : 🐈💰🌳
Immortal MC Patron Mack Brahm Bärvolk
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.755 billion

CapitalKys B'Hang💋City of Beasts
LeaderImmortal MC Patron Mack Brahm Bärvolk
FaithBacchic Mysteries

Animalpainted cow

The Banished SYNᱹ of Xemja is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Immortal MC Patron Mack Brahm Bärvolk with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.755 billion synths sapiens and zoanthropes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kys B'Hang💋City of Beasts. The average income tax rate is 20.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Freebooter economy, worth 339 trillion ฿are฿acks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 193,366 ฿are฿acks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Cremation is compulsory for the deceased, foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love Immortal MC Patron Mack Brahm Bärvolk, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, and the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Xemja's national animal is the painted cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bacchic Mysteries.

Xemja is ranked 6,969th in the world and 92nd in 10000 Islands for Highest Average Incomes, with 193,366.79 Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Crime Rates: 780thMost Armed: 1,094thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,248thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,292ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,340thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,548thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,734thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,322ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,830thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,875thMost Influential: 3,651stNudest: 4,288thFattest Citizens: 4,608thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,934thLargest Retail Industry: 5,451stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,945thLargest Black Market: 6,530thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,812thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,830thHighest Average Incomes: 6,969thRudest Citizens: 7,089thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,675thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,959thMost Cultured: 8,978thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,999thMost Inclusive: 9,392ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,920thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 10,705thMost Secular: 16,412thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,423rdHighest Drug Use: 17,222nd
Highest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 21st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 26th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 26th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 39th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 40th in the regionNudest: 43rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 43rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 46th in the regionLargest Black Market: 52nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 59th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 68th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 71st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 78th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 92nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 101st in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 108th in the regionRudest Citizens: 116th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 134th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 134th in the regionMost Influential: 146th in the regionMost Cultured: 151st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 160th in the regionMost Inclusive: 187th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 190th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 197th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Xemja was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Xemja was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Point Comfort Colony.
  • : Following new legislation in Xemja, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands.
  • : Following new legislation in Xemja, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
  • : Following new legislation in Xemja, foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love Immortal MC Patron Mack Brahm Bärvolk.
  • : Following new legislation in Xemja, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • : Following new legislation in Xemja, a new apartment is worth a thousand betrayals.
  • : Following new legislation in Xemja, police nightsticks see use all day long.
  • : Following new legislation in Xemja, frat-house partying has become the national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Xemja, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 156 » Kuriko, Achiotopia, The Soylent Green Party, Blogotopia, Valentian Elysium, Recon Island, Krystalveil, Karlando, Northern Nivaria, Tzo, Dustwind, Wysrod, Nooooooooooooooo, Creeptopia, Randopian, Anollasia, Ignis Cinere, Lamborghini Murcielago, Giraten, The Pipiles, Pesna, New Fania, The Biggles Syndicate, Arctic Coalition, Seranis, Nublar Paradox, West Whale, L-Aetos, Old Atlantica, Tamsalin, Isentran, Discotheque, The Republic of Osea, United East Republics, Eames, The Snake Brotherhood, Zyrcrestia, Chip Skylark, Aspistania, Neojinkotsu, Caldorado, Drewish, IslaMond, Sedek-Cantus, Novegia, Chicken-Leg, Vill Send, Gewisse, Chocolate Coookies, Nilveroe, and 106 others.Hamletus, Generic Country Name That Is Available, Grungerock, Coreras, Alen-roshh, Medetas, Eist, True Mans, Zopciria, Mastodonia, QuazaFire, Colonel Terrosit, Marroc, Stroulia, Kyrizstanislav, Snakeden, Histerrion, The united kingdom without scotland, Haivon, Noaping, Yakkandiania, Lower Phlebacite, Vivolkha, Lesbi, Republic of Karskarovyt, A Country Run by Scientists, Zeganas, Terra Royaume, Palman, Grimmywelsh, Itic, Jimjam Goober, BRVTOPIA, Evertopia, South-Western Lanitichinadamper, Free Land of Malopolska, Airday, Constantinolia, Pardul, New Udonia, Rahatalia, St Lennys Island, A R V E R N A, Seantonia, Mystaaria, Ehrgeizig, Maalemzya, United Kingdom of Selesnia, Rex Republic, Tol Elenna, Ascended Union, Kaltovar, Martunra, Flex Lexington, Piscina, Graemania, Echocrimsonia, Samonaemia, Anigeto, Athontia, Tangora, Greenmont Federation, The Pizza, The African Emirates, Empire of Red, Solarampa, Northern African Sahara, Nogalacia, Vones Monourakal, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Ishkabibber, Sastaora, Pianaville, Germanic and Jewish people, Testa, Leprechaun Gold, Airegin123, Armatha, Swag Chief Bubba Estate, AciaciaMont, ShadowVoltia, Anisopterra, Liberdon, Jeelung, REPUBLICA LEGIONARA ROMANIA, Acvilsol, Quwoe, Final Universal Order, Saybel, The Parandeam, Mat She, Solsevara, Teabagia, Transvolcanic, City of Saint Nicolas, Juiulia, Alleida, Namakan, Waitiki, Eppur, Hellstep, Kachikawawa, Islands of Czechia, Bortheria, Katitania, and Point Comfort Colony.

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