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Most Stationary: 2,746thLargest Populations: 5,165thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,598th
The Grand Duchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Xeniopolis

Population28.587 billion

LeaderJohn Glenn

Currencyquip
Animalduck

The Grand Duchy of Xeniopolis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by John Glenn with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 28.587 billion Xeniopolisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 9.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Xeniopolisian economy, worth 770 trillion quips a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 26,950 quips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

CDs are regularly copy-protected, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children, and John Glenn has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Xeniopolis's national animal is the duck, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Xeniopolis is ranked 2,746th in the world and 2nd in Ohio for Most Stationary, with 3,850.70586888 days.

Top
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Most Stationary: 2,746thTop
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Largest Populations: 5,165thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,598thMost Influential: 9,161stMost Armed: 12,843rdTop
10%
Largest Gambling Industry: 16,252ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19,541stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,246thMost Authoritarian: 26,509th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Xeniopolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Xeniopolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Xeniopolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Xeniopolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Xeniopolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Xeniopolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Xeniopolis's influence in Ohio fell from "Power" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Xeniopolis's influence in Ohio rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Power".
  • : Xeniopolis's influence in Ohio fell from "Power" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Xeniopolis's influence in Ohio rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Power".

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