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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,425thMost Influential: 6,869thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,601st
The Democratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Mission Accomplished
Influence
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Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Xeorkuothertopia

Population665 million

Capitalleningrad

Currencyruble
Animalspider

The Democratic Republic of Xeorkuothertopia is a huge, safe nation, notable for its closed borders, digital currency, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 665 million Xeorkuothertopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of leningrad. The average income tax rate is 73.5%.

The very strong Xeorkuothertopian economy, worth 55.3 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 83,217 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has an international reputation for compassion, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, diplomatic cables about Leader have suddenly been very flattering, and pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Xeorkuothertopian roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xeorkuothertopia's national animal is the spider, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Xeorkuothertopia is ranked 229,687th in the world and 424th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -8.74 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,425thMost Influential: 6,869thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,601stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,828thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,319thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,618thMost Authoritarian: 15,335thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,054thHealthiest Citizens: 20,081stMost Devout: 20,600thLargest Mining Sector: 20,896thLowest Crime Rates: 22,910thHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,330thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24,542nd
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Avoided: 22nd in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 23rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 26th in the regionMost Devout: 32nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 37th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Xeorkuothertopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, Highest Unexpected Death Rate, and Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Xeorkuothertopia, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Xeorkuothertopian roads.
  • : Following new legislation in Xeorkuothertopia, diplomatic cables about Leader have suddenly been very flattering.
  • : Following new legislation in Xeorkuothertopia, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
  • : Xeorkuothertopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Xeorkuothertopia, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Xeorkuothertopia, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Xeorkuothertopia, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of spiders and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry.
  • : Following new legislation in Xeorkuothertopia, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs.
  • : Following new legislation in Xeorkuothertopia, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.

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