The Democratic Republic of Xeorkuothertopia is a huge, safe nation, notable for its closed borders, digital currency, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 665 million Xeorkuothertopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of leningrad. The average income tax rate is 73.5%.

The very strong Xeorkuothertopian economy, worth 55.3 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 83,217 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has an international reputation for compassion, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, diplomatic cables about Leader have suddenly been very flattering, and pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Xeorkuothertopian roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xeorkuothertopia's national animal is the spider, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Xeorkuothertopia is ranked 229,687^th in the world and 424^th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -8.74 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.