by Max Barry

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Xoriet was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 266
Largest Agricultural Sector: 614th Most Efficient Economies: 690th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 707th
The Ozelot Senator of
Father Knows Best State
Justice Upon All.
Kath Zandion Beralis
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population14.363 billion

LeaderKath Zandion Beralis
FaithFate's Mandate

AnimalGolden Ocelot

The Ozelot Senator of Xoriet is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kath Zandion Beralis with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 14.363 billion Xoritians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Androssi. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xoritian economy, worth a remarkable 3,412 trillion Saruns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 237,596 Saruns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Prison officers are bribed not to take bribes, anybody who is high on pot can't sit on a city council (Xoriet has found 7 easter eggs), relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, and most people learn to drive on crash courses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xoriet's national animal is the Golden Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fate's Mandate.

Xoriet is ranked 4,567th in the world and 106th in the Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 6,700.31 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 614thMost Efficient Economies: 690thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 707thMost Cheerful Citizens: 835thMost Pacifist: 883rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 978thMost Cultured: 1,116thMost Developed: 1,544thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,657thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 1,782ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,836thNicest Citizens: 1,939thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,174thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,422ndHighest Economic Output: 2,656thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,784thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,827thSmartest Citizens: 2,978thLargest Governments: 3,075thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,134thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,274thHighest Average Incomes: 3,298thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,341stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,150thMost Inclusive: 4,322ndMost Influential: 4,497thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,567thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,607thMost Devout: 5,231stLargest Retail Industry: 5,338thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,330thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,684thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,843rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,934thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,023rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,770thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,374thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,949thLargest Populations: 10,150thBest Weather: 10,455thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,273rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,720th
Most Influential: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionMost Pacifist: 13th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 19th in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 37th in the regionMost Developed: 40th in the regionNicest Citizens: 43rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 44th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 44th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 50th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 51st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 55th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 68th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 69th in the regionLargest Governments: 70th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 71st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 80th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 83rd in the regionMost Devout: 89th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 106th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 116th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 125th in the regionMost Inclusive: 132nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 141st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 156th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 163rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 163rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 163rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 184th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 220th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 245th in the regionBest Weather: 275th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 287th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 309th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 481st in the regionMost Stationary: 565th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 585th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 629th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 692nd in the region

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