The Prinzessin der Ozelote of Xoriet is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kath Zandion Beralis with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 18.773 billion Xoriens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Androssi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xorien economy, worth a remarkable 5,501 trillion Saruns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 293,069 Saruns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new hit series "Xoriet's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, the government is flooded with compensation requests, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xoriet's national animal is the Golden Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fate's Mandate.

Xoriet is ranked 240,866^th in the world and 5,835^th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -539.57 on the Scary Big Number Scale.