by Max Barry

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Xoriet was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 266
Largest Agricultural Sector: 545th Most Efficient Economies: 695th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 725th
The Ozelot Prinzessin of
Father Knows Best State
Justice Upon All.
Kath Zandion Beralis
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population14.007 billion

LeaderKath Zandion Beralis
FaithFate's Mandate

AnimalGolden Ocelot

The Ozelot Prinzessin of Xoriet is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kath Zandion Beralis with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 14.007 billion Xorietians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Androssi. The average income tax rate is 87.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Xorietian economy, worth a remarkable 3,229 trillion Saruns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 230,539 Saruns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens must have a license to operate a computer, legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments, wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests, and the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xoriet's national animal is the Golden Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fate's Mandate.

Xoriet is ranked 6,957th in the world and 148th in the Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 7,415.9 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 545thMost Efficient Economies: 695thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 725thMost Cheerful Citizens: 922ndMost Pacifist: 1,059thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,069thMost Cultured: 1,138thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,690thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 1,902ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,902ndMost Developed: 2,076thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,180thNicest Citizens: 2,212thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,368thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,812thHighest Economic Output: 2,821stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,130thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,217thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,291stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,386thSmartest Citizens: 3,475thLargest Governments: 3,502ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,574thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,700thMost Influential: 3,853rdLargest Insurance Industry: 5,026thMost Devout: 5,056thLargest Retail Industry: 5,079thMost Inclusive: 5,135thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,348thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,885thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,222ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,957thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,992ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,049thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 8,832ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,244thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,244thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,581stLargest Populations: 10,253rdBest Weather: 11,198thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,429thLargest Gambling Industry: 16,115thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,828th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Pacifist: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 33rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 41st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 46th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 48th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 50th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 51st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 53rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 55th in the regionMost Developed: 60th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 67th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 73rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 74th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 82nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 83rd in the regionLargest Governments: 84th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 85th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 89th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 91st in the regionMost Devout: 95th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 108th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 139th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 148th in the regionMost Inclusive: 162nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 163rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 166th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 168th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 180th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 184th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 188th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 200th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 229th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 254th in the regionBest Weather: 314th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 345th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 538th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 551st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 586th in the regionMost Stationary: 623rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 674th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 688th in the region

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