Population | 3.301 billion |
Capital | Eclise |
Leader | Emperor Lailokan the first |
Faith | Lunarism |
Currency | Xsucrels |
Animal | Xsumanian eagle |
The Holy Grail of Xsumania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Lailokan the first with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.301 billion Xsumanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eclise. The average income tax rate is 82.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Xsumanian economy, worth 645 trillion Xsucrels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 195,503 Xsucrels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, Xsumania is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xsumania's national animal is the Xsumanian eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Lunarism.
Xsumania is ranked 139,199th in the world and 1st in Region of Mid for Most Stationary, with 214.66905011172 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Xsumania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Xsumania, supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale.
- : Following new legislation in Xsumania, Xsumania is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
- : Following new legislation in Xsumania, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
- : Following new legislation in Xsumania, tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends.
- : Following new legislation in Xsumania, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter.
- : Xsumania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Xsumania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and Largest Retail Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Xsumania, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night.
- : Following new legislation in Xsumania, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.