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Largest Information Technology Sector: 5,656thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,160thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,268th
The Holy Grail of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Nothing is worth the risk
Emperor Lailokan the first
Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Xsumania

Population3.301 billion

CapitalEclise
LeaderEmperor Lailokan the first
FaithLunarism

CurrencyXsucrels
AnimalXsumanian eagle

The Holy Grail of Xsumania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Lailokan the first with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.301 billion Xsumanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eclise. The average income tax rate is 82.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Xsumanian economy, worth 645 trillion Xsucrels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 195,503 Xsucrels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, Xsumania is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xsumania's national animal is the Xsumanian eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Lunarism.

Xsumania is ranked 139,199th in the world and 1st in Region of Mid for Most Stationary, with 214.66905011172 days.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 5,656thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,160thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,268thMost Efficient Economies: 8,578thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,038thLargest Governments: 10,045thLargest Mining Sector: 10,194thMost Developed: 10,481stSmartest Citizens: 10,543rdHighest Average Incomes: 10,823rdMost Inclusive: 11,710thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,267thHighest Food Quality: 12,669thMost Cultured: 13,471stMost Patriotic: 13,980thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,834thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 14,935thLowest Crime Rates: 15,189thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,348thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,531stLargest Publishing Industry: 18,186thLargest Insurance Industry: 19,632ndMost Subsidized Industry: 20,520thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,807thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,850thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,837thHealthiest Citizens: 22,885thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,153rdLargest Welfare Programs: 27,902ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28,026thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28,436th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Xsumania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Xsumania, supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale.
  • : Following new legislation in Xsumania, Xsumania is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Xsumania, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
  • : Following new legislation in Xsumania, tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends.
  • : Following new legislation in Xsumania, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter.
  • : Xsumania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Xsumania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Xsumania, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night.
  • : Following new legislation in Xsumania, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.

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